The Movie Quotes Quiz Thread!

[Flerbizky]

And bonus points for comedy speeling too!

Infractions ?

*wanders of snickering*

 

[TheCracker]

Der der der derrrr derrrr der der der derrrr derrrr Star Wars.

Correctomundo, I hope that was typed whilst wearing plenty of lip gloss

 

[Dave A]

Have you been watching me?

"Sir, this is the DMV, not a dating service."

 

[daan]

Have you been watching me?

He's probably wondering why you did the Batman theme before saying "Star Wars."

 

[TheCracker]

He's probably wondering why you did the Batman theme before saying "Star Wars."

It looked/sounded more like Emmerdale Farm to me.

 

[Dave A]

He's probably wondering why you did the Batman theme before saying "Star Wars."

No that's Star wars, you just need to dur it right.

 

[Famine]

No that's Star wars, you just need to dur it right.

I was playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order.

 

[TheCracker]

Star wars is 'Der der d d d derrr derrr d d d derrr derrr d d d der'

 

[Dave A]

D on it's own is pronounced dee, Star war's isn't dee dee dee derrrr derrrr dee dee dee derrrr derrrr.

But anyway.

"Sir, this is the DMV, not a dating service."

 

[TheCracker]

Only if it's a capitol 'd'

The Machinest

 

[Dave A]

Damn yee man, damn yee .

Yes it's "The Machinist".

 

[TheCracker]

Here's a topical one for anyone who visits the 'Opinions' threads.

"Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries. Now, go away before I taunt you for a second time!"

 

[Dave A]

"Monty Python and the Holy grail", right at the start that French guy in the castle shouts it down to Aurther, who's strangly clapping two halves of a coconut together because he couldn't afford a real horse.

 

[daan]

[pedant mode]
I think you'll find it was Patsy who was clapping the 2 coconut halves together
[/pedant mode]

 

[TheCracker]

whatever - your go.

 

[Dave A]

Patsy then.

"Did you know Langley has seven different birth dates for you?"
"And they're all wrong"

 

[donbenni]

Bourne Identity/Supremacy?

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Nah, I don't think so. I think it's The Hunt for Red October.

 

[Dave A]

Nope, nope and nope.

 

[Touring Mars]

The Talented Mr. Ripley?

 

[Dave A]

Nope, it's a film made this side of 2000.

 

[Famine]

Patsy then.

"Did you know Langley has seven different birth dates for you?"
"And they're all wrong"

I can see it being said by someone like Brad Pitt...

It's not Ocean, and it isn't Mr & Mrs Smith... Spy Game?

 

[Dave A]

Spot on 👍.

 

[Famine]

Cool. Never seen it..! I've watched Ocean's Eleven and Ocean's Twelve today and it just seemed like a Brad Pitt thing to say. Make it about spying and put it this side of 2000 and there's only two films it could be - one of which I've seen and it doesn't fit into...

Anyway...

*risks wrath for one of the funniest films ev4r*


"**** me, Santa! **** me, Santa! **** me, Santa!"

(all asterisks manually typed and directly quoted from the film)

 

[TheCracker]

Bad Santa?

 

[Touring Mars]

Is this what happened when they used Microsoft's spellchecker on the script for 'The Exorcist'?

 

[Flerbizky]

Bad Santa?

Beat me to it - But I was shopping.... (Btw.. I love how the Mom from Gilmore Girls acts so very very slutty )

 

[Famine]

Bad Santa?

Yup.

Best antidote to Christmas ev4h.

 

[Alex.]

im back, ok who have i missed that needs another point for the leaderboard?

 

[TheCracker]

Here we go:

"One thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife"