The Picture Battle!

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As Dennis Leary once said, here's Jim Morrison's life story:

"I'm drunk, I'm nobody. I'm drunk, I'm famous. I'm drunk, I'm ****ing dead.

At least Pink Floyd's still around...
 
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Washed up, overplayed, overrated stoner-rock.
 
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Washed up rocker with completely spaced out expression getting his waste-of-sperm son (who sports the dirtiest, greasiest white-man-afro of all time and whose shirt slogan couldn't be more fitting if I wrote it myself) to help him figure out how to use incredibly complex and massive remote control module while he pours himself a nice glass of refreshing Diet Coke > Mute button on generic remote control
 
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New Jack Osbourne > Washed up rocker with completely spaced out expression getting his waste-of-sperm son (who sports the dirtiest, greasiest white-man-afro of all time and whose shirt slogan couldn't be more fitting if I wrote it myself) to help him figure out how to use incredibly complex and massive remote control module while he pours himself a nice glass of refreshing Diet Coke
 
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New Jack Osbourne > Washed up rocker with completely spaced out expression getting his waste-of-sperm son (who sports the dirtiest, greasiest white-man-afro of all time and whose shirt slogan couldn't be more fitting if I wrote it myself) to help him figure out how to use incredibly complex and massive remote control module while he pours himself a nice glass of refreshing Diet Coke
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OMG...is that Jack?
 
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Led Zeppelin > Nine Inch Nails
 
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ID4 Mothership > Super Star Destroyer (not in terms of which movie is better, but in terms of sheer size)
 
Woah, are they loads of City Destroyers on the bottom? :scared:
 
Yup. Apparently the Mothership is 800km long by about 550km wide, with the 24km-wide City Destroyers all attached on the Mothership's underbelly.

Too bad the movie wasn't as cool as the concept of the ships in it!
 
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At least in the film :p.
 
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Both Rhea and Dione > ID4 mothership

(Image taken by Cassini at Saturn and is a real shot of both moons in one frame)


Edit: DOH!! Just seconds too late. Oh well, these moons > than those guys too... moons aren't windows compatible, so the computer virus would have no chance.

Edit2: Moons are also not MacOS compatible. Everyone knows they run on Linux and as such are impervious to computer viruses.
 
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... moons aren't windows compatible, so the computer virus would have no chance.
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If you recall from the film, though, it was a Mac that Jeff Goldblum used to upload the virus to the alien mothership!
 
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Colorful Earth moon > Rhea and Dione

Linky
 
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Paddle thwacks moon upside the crater
 
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Doggie paddle > Paddle
 
"That's not a knife; this is a knife."
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