The Picture Battle!

[Solid Lifters]

Let's see him sit on his own head.

My first thought after seeing that pic was, "I wonder if she can turn her head and lick her own butt like my dog, Bob."

My second thought will get me banninated if I mention it here.

 

[UnoMOTO]

This Japanese hot stuff > that Japanese hot stuff

 

[TheCracker]

Wasup > wasabi

 

[UnoMOTO]

This REAL Bear tongue > that fake scary mask tongue

 

[Diablomonkey]

Cow Tongue > Bear Tongue

 

[XGT Taipan]

My random nothing > your random nothing

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Edit: Yes, Mark Knopfler > Angus.

He is arguably the greatest guitarist of all time. Different style to Angus, but can produce a much sweeter sound from anything.

Have you ever heard Angus trying to play a Burns Bison??? Nope, didn't think so.

Mark makes the crappiest guitar on earth sound like an orchestra.

 

[Metar]

GTA Easter Egg > Random sign on a chair.

 

[miata13B]

The Hello Nurse > Hello Again

 

[miata13B]

edit : double post

 

[Diablomonkey]

This Nurse > That Nurse

 

[a917fan]

Have you ever heard Angus trying to play a Burns Bison???

What the hell is a Burns Bison?

 

[YSSMAN]

This Nurse > That Nurse

Doctor > Nurse

 

[Barracuda]

The Plague > Doctor

 

[YSSMAN]

Zombie Infection > Teh Plague

 

[Barracuda]

Metallica > Rob zombie

 

[XGT Taipan]

What is a Burns Bison? hahahaha

Seriously though... you aren't serious are you?

Wiki or Google it

 

[steven]

insiders know that this drink has utterly almost beaten that band

(but thanks to a shrink and the other band members it didnt)

 

[Barracuda]

then use it. I personally would put illegal downloading > metallica

 

[Diablomonkey]

Jagermeister > Jack Daniel's

 

[Danny]

Tia Lusso Liqueur>anything Jagermeister can come up with.

 

[UnoMOTO]

Grrrr...beaten AGAIN!

 

[zoxxy]

Spliffs > Tia Lusso Liqueur

 

[Diablomonkey]

This Joint > That Joint

 

[a917fan]

What is a Burns Bison? hahahaha

Seriously though... you aren't serious are you?

Wiki or Google it

That's right, I don't know what it is. Wait, I'll google it......... (sarcastic voice) it's a guitar, wow . Now I'll be able to sleep at night.

 

[YSSMAN]

High on Life > High on Drugs

 

[a917fan]

Cap'N Crunch > Life cereal

 

[Diablomonkey]

Fruity Pebbles > Cap'n Crunch

 

[fatman_5050]

Rocket fuel > Michael Waltrip

I was going to make an asleep at the wheel crack, but that would have been in poor taste.

 

[Stevisiov]

http://www.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2006/12/audi_r10_biofuel.jpg

Biofuel>Rocketfuel

Yes the R10 is going to run on BioFuel

 

[Barracuda]

Matches > hippie fuel