The Picture Battle!

[YSSMAN]

The best NASCAR driver > all other NASCAR drivers

 

[TheCracker]

Dale Winton > Dale Earnhardt

 

[Danoff]

There's always a better Dale... apparently

 

[a917fan]

The real Lightning McQueen > Steve McQueen

The real Lightning McQueen isn't real. It was a cartoon.

 

[YSSMAN]

Dale Winton > Dale Earnhardt

Those are fighting words here in the US... Try that in Talladega, and there is a good chance you leave with a permanent indentation of a Coors logo on your skull after being pelted with beer cans and bottles...

Back to business:

Wonton > Winton

 

[Solid Lifters]

Crab Rangoon > Wonton

 

[DuckRacer]

Chicken > Any other food out there.

 

[TheCracker]

Crispy Duck > Chicken

 

[UnoMOTO]

The real Lightning McQueen isn't real. It was a cartoon.

WHAT???? Next thing I know your going to tell me Santa isn't real.

 

[Danoff]

Wonton > Winton

Skipped right over me. S'ok though, carry on.

 

[UnoMOTO]

Crispy Critters > Crispy Duck

 

[YSSMAN]

Mr. T Cereal > Crispy Critters

DON'T BE A FOOL, EAT MY CEREAL!

 

[UnoMOTO]

New Bling > Old school Mr. T Bling

 

[bondy_1625]

Nah, i dont think so, T's bling is awesomely excessive

 

[DuckRacer]

This > That.

 

[a917fan]

(in best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation) "Who the **** is this a$$hole!"

 

[UnoMOTO]

I Haven't a clue who the guy with the bling is. I just google and up pops crazy people like this.

 

[Danoff]

This > "This"

 

[Sakiale]

The blingy guy is Magic Don Juan.

 

[Sakiale]

Oh wait, I mean the Archbishop Don 'Magic' Juan.

What's an archbishop anyway?

 

[UnoMOTO]

one handheld > or the other

 

[Danoff]

These blue guys totally smurfing smurf the little blue guys.

 

[UnoMOTO]

This Vegas show > that Vegas show

 

[Danoff]

As good as cirque gets


Edit: Obviously I thought along the lines of "Well! I can give you a vegas show that tops cirque..." but then I realized I probably couldn't look it up at work.

 

[Dead_Poetic]

I saw Cirque de Solei a couple of months ago. It was awesome!

 

[a917fan]

The blingy guy is Magic Don Juan.

I still don't know who the **** he is.

 

[Sakiale]

He's a rapper and a 'reformed pimp'. Which is strange, cause he appeared on the song PIMP, and in Snoop Dogg songs, and everyone knows Snoop Dogg is just pimpy...

 

[Diablomonkey]

This Performer (Rihanna) > Those Performers

Damn shes HOT!

 

[Sakiale]

👍 +rep

 

[YSSMAN]

Real Talent (Amy Winehouse) > That Performer