Guy 1: "Dude this rocks!"
*throws a shovel load of rocks over his shoulder*
"Hey, rock out! Get it? Rock... out....??"
"I guess we're stuck between a rock and a hard place."
"Can you smell what the rock is cookin'??"
"Hey man, this is totally coal!"
Guy 2: "Are you done?"
Guy 1: "Yup, sorry. Rock on. After work, you wanna get stoned?"
Guy 1: "Dude this rocks!"
*throws a shovel load of rocks over his shoulder*
"Hey, rock out! Get it? Rock... out....??"
"I guess we're stuck between a rock and a hard place."
"Can you smell what the rock is cookin'??"
"Hey man, this is totally coal!"
Guy 2: "Are you done?"
Guy 1: "Yup, sorry. Rock on. After work, you wanna get stoned?"
Unfortunately, efforts to save the three lead roles for the upcoming family movie "honey i shrunk the koreans" from the giant kitty litter tray have proved futile.
Guy 1: "We stockpile for when N. Korea blow itself up."
Guy 2: "Large variety of coal."
Guy 3: "Shovel and save! Bring own wheelbarrow."
All: "We save you from Nuclear Winter!!"
Man to the left: Where is guy number 4?
Man in the middle: Oh no, we buried him!!! Only his shovel remains.
Man to the right: Quick, take it before anyone notices. I'll be on the lookout.
Middle guy: "I think I got the black lung pop...*cough cough*"
Guy on left: "You've only been working here for 5 minutes for $#@% sakes, your shovel isn't even dirty yet!"
TV execs worry when the special guest supermodel for the Chinese version of blind date turns up but then leaves immediately in a huff. "I said 'gold digger', you chumps."
Unfortunately, efforts to save the three lead roles for the upcoming family movie "honey i shrunk the koreans" from the giant kitty litter tray have proved futile.
2 days ago, contestants on Japans newest game show "grab the silver spoon" were hampered by a coal avalanche thrown in by the shows producers "for a laugh".
Today the race really got going as one contestant (center) took a clear lead by getting his shoulders above the rubble.
Viewers are hoping for an exciting finale in 2 days time when the first contestant is expected to break free...
Guy 1: "Dude this rocks!"
*throws a shovel load of rocks over his shoulder*
"Hey, rock out! Get it? Rock... out....??"
"I guess we're stuck between a rock and a hard place."
"Can you smell what the rock is cookin'??"
"Hey man, this is totally coal!"
Guy 2: "Are you done?"
Guy 1: "Yup, sorry. Rock on. After work, you wanna get stoned?"
Man to the left: Where is guy number 4?
Man in the middle: Oh no, we buried him!!! Only his shovel remains.
Man to the right: Quick, take it before anyone notices. I'll be on the lookout.
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too many puns!
