The Psychology of Urinals: 4

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Which Urinal?

  • Urinal 1, nearest the door, but next to a dude.

    Votes: 49 68.1%

  • Urinal 3, still next to a dude

    Votes: 16 22.2%

  • Urinal 4, next to the other dude

    Votes: 6 8.3%

  • Don't Care.

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • Total voters
    72
  • Poll closed .
Number 4. I don't like going to the closest urinal to the door. Don't know why, it's just a thing. I always (whenever alone) go to the middle or last urinal. Never the closest to the door. SO 4 it is!!
 
Klostrophobic
1, obviously. Piss, shake, wash hands, get the hell out of there with only having to stand next to one guy.
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Plus if you are next to the door you have the quickest exit if anyone does something uncomfortable, such as talk. There was a flash game about this that presented you with about five scenarios for men's room etiquette. There was one kind of like this one and the correct option was leave without the piss.
 
I would stand between the two guys and have a nice little chat about anus bleaching with the guy standing next to me....



Haha no seriously now, I would take the one nearest to the door, except when people are waiting in line and looking at your lil pecker to see whether the flow of apple juice is losing momentum yet.
 
#1 please. Near the door meaning that little divider thingy is usually there which offers extra coverage on my left side, plus there's no chance of someone showing up on my other side.
 
There was a silly little game that I saw in the late 90's that was a 'test' of just this poll (a little point and click thing, like a mini-IQ test). It offered you a number of different scenarios, all empty, 1 dude, 2 dude, spaced, together, big dude, little dude, all that - and on the final 'test' the correct answer was 'turn around and walk out'. All but the pisser by the door were occupied and the #2 unit had a huge dude user.

I can't believe I found a forum thread about that. I think the correct answer for this is #3 - you might get surrounded sure, but at least your not next to the door where odd things can happen...IMHO...

UMP
 
i chose "don't care" (the 1st don't care chooser i might add). it doesnt matter to me really. i'm mature and secure enough to stand next to someone and piss. you see lots of troughs in the restrooms at tracks around here, you cant be an insecure panty-waist if you wanna piss at the track.
 
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