The Red Dwarf Quiz Thread

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TVRKing
"Nine times! He was like a wild stallion!"

"Hey, the things he can do with alphabetti spaghetti!" :lol:
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Close enough!
It was 5 times, and she also decribed him as "like a set of pistons in an Ocean liner's engine!"

Your go TVRKing :)

live4speed
Technically none and nothing since that wasn't Listers mum.
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Well technically this is also right! But TVRKing's answer was less pedantic so he gets the next question! :P
 
I actually looked that up but it has been so long I don't think it mattered.

Same ep. Why was Ackerman late to the bridge and what was he wearing?
 
Yup! You can decide between yourselves who goes next. 👍


Captain Hollister
Ah, which is why he rushed onto the bridge this morning, apologised for being late, saying he'd been having 'jiggy-jiggy' with the Science Officer's wife, and hadn't allowed enough time to change out of his Batman outfit...
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What does the text at the beginning of the episode claim killed all but 1 of the crew of SS Hermes, and what happened to the Spell Checker? :)
 
Chameliatic microbe
Chamelieatc mycrobe
Chemelatic mycrib

small weird space thingy

(something like that :) )

I dont think it says what happened to the spell checker. Just that its not working.

Merry Christmas smallhorses. Sorry I have been out of touch. Hope you and Racheal had a fantastic New year.
 
DaveS1138
Chameliatic microbe
Chamelieatc mycrobe
Chemelatic mycrib

small weird space thingy

(something like that :) )

I dont think it says what happened to the spell checker. Just that its not working.
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:lol: 👍
That's more or less completely right, I'm not overly sure whether it mentioned the spell check's fate either, you're probably right about that too!

Post us a question! :)
 
Happy to give you credit. I appologise but I dont get to check here as often as I like and dude...... There are 60 pages to go back over :)

Besides I have more fun trying to answer the questions than ask them :)
 
I used the "Search This Thread" thingy for "virginity" and it came back with a few posts, so no I wasn't a complete gimboid reading all 60 pages to find where it was at!!!! (Page 1 by the way!!!;))

I'm not sure if this got mentioned before though, and it's somewhat related! :mischievous:

To whom did Lister lose his virginity? :P
 
Oh bugger. Why is there nothing useful in my head?

What's Rimmer's dream car?
 
Hmmm.

Many possibilities, if we're talking BTL, then he wants an E-type Jaguar, but also gets a Reliant Robin and Morris Minor Traveller thrown into the bargain!

If we're talking about him describing his brother's car, then Bentley V8, leather seats, burr-walnut panelling etc, etc.

Either of these on the right track?
 
He just describes the Bentley as "amazing". The Moggy is a compromise car and the Robin is when he's being unimaginative... E-Type is the one...

(with marching songs on the radio and Yvonne McGruder in the passenger seat... Brrrr!)
 
Famine
(with marching songs on the radio and Yvonne McGruder in the passenger seat... Brrrr!)
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Shouldn't that be Grrrr!? As in Tiger? Not Brrrr! As in chilly? :lol:

Ok then, what did Rimmer think the photograph of Captain Hollister's wife was? And what did he do to it? (From Stasis Leak ;))
 
TVRKing
Oh, and Rimmer though Captain Hollisters wife was a character from Planet of the Apes. :)

Did he scribble on it?
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First bit is correct-ish. 👍
"I thought it was a publicity shot from Planet of the Apes"

Second bit is wrong though. 👎
 
First bit is like you say, rimmer thought it was a publicity shot from planet of the apes. The second part is that he ripped up and ate the photograph. Im not sure if that was before or after he shoved the rubber end of the pencil up the captains nose though.

Spec....

Somebody else can take my go. i cant really think of anything challenging at the moment
 
Nice one Ben! That's absolutely spot on! 👍

Though if you can't think of another question I'll hand it back to TVRKing since he got the first part right.

All yours.....
 
Smallhorses
Nice one Ben! That's absolutely spot on! 👍

Though if you can't think of another question I'll hand it back to TVRKing since he got the first part right.

All yours.....
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Its not so much i cant think of a question, rather than i cant think of a question that hasnt been asked before.

Spec....
 

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