The trip is complete, so tip me.

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Well i'm back home, after the worst vacation to have ever even done. I shall tell you all about it in my use of bad grammer. And you'll be done reading it by the time the banner that reads,"GTP6 06/07/04." Which is quite sometime to read it, thats IF you can read.

My Vacation started at the Jacksonville International Airport, where I walked half asleep rolling my baggage around. I'm awaiting my first flight, which I thought was just ****ing cool. We landed in Philly. The Home of the NFL team, the eagles. Which are better than the Jaguars... We wait about a hour to catch a flight to Buffalo. We catch that flight then land in Buffalo, getting a rental car. The car was a Ford Taurus, which was pretty new. Silver, 21.80 miles already on it. Well, that one ride changed everything I though about ford. But I still think they suck, so that must of not been much of a change. Well, from there, we land at Niagara Falls. What a Beatiful site it was. Our Hotel was the Marriot. Which our window faced directly at the Canadian falls. BTW, we were on the Canadian side and them Canadian stores gave my dad one hell of alot of the thinking. Which I thought he we was brain dead by the end of 2 days. ( which was the length we were there. ) Later the first day, the day we landed, we shot for Toronto, Canada. I thought was pretty cool myself. Lots of art, a clean city, it was nice. I did get some nice Dusk pictures of the city, so if you want them, score me a Instant message. I got about 8 or 9 wallpaper size images. They came out really nice. But back onto topic. But, the Niagara Falls part was good, and it was Overloaded with crap that didn't need to be there. Too many tourist parts. But the best part was the Maid of the mist, I got right up to the falls. It was damn cool. The Canadian falls owned the American ones good just cause God knows America sucks. But our 2 days at the falls went striaght into 3 days of trashed, screwed up New York Manhatten. We had a nice hotel and that was about it. It sucked big time from there. We rode the subway, which was somewhat cool. And we walked more than 50 miles, which my feet turned into ashed in my Converse Weapon's. And that about pissed my parents off cause I told them right when we got to New York, We walk alot, I complain alot. But anyway, the New York part sucked so much, it makes Klostrophobic cool. Which sucks even more.
 
It sounds like you didn't really enjoy your vacation... :p

Its been awhile since I had a vacation... Oh well.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
My life is complete. Now where is a gun with one bullet in the clip?

Over to your left, 17,000 inches away from your body. and 35,880 inches away from your computer.
 
Originally posted by Darin
The Canadian falls owned the American ones good just cause God knows America sucks.

What do you mean by that, Darin?
 
Yes he does. Watch.

America sucks and George Bush is an ugly monkey who can't spell his own name. Oh yeah, and he made everything up about Weapons of Mass Destruction. I am not a right-wing fanatic.

How can a gun be 17,000 inches away from my body and 35,880 inches away from my computer? Are you saying that I'm about 18,880 inches from my computer?

In related vacationing news, I'm flying to DC on Tuesday to help my cousin move. He's buying me a cheeseburger, so it's worth it.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
How can a gun be 17,000 inches away from my body and 35,880 inches away from my computer? Are you saying that I'm about 18,880 inches from my computer?

I'm making numbers up cause I AM AMERICAN...
 
sad to hear you had such a bad time in NYC. I went there about 6 years ago and it was a nice experience compared to Houston. Parts of the city were dirty but holy farkin crap some of the restaurants there were good. We walked to most of the places we visited in our week there but it still wasnt as miserable an experience as you make it out to be.
 
Originally posted by emad
sad to hear you had such a bad time in NYC. I went there about 6 years ago and it was a nice experience compared to Houston. Parts of the city were dirty but holy farkin crap some of the restaurants there were good. We walked to most of the places we visited in our week there but it still wasnt as miserable an experience as you make it out to be.

I can't stand being in large crowds. It just annoys the **** out of me.

The Restaurants are awesome. Theres that Langurani's or whatever pizza. Damn that pizza is awesome.
 
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Notice the children's game above, Darin? You are supposed to have fun while playing, thus the term "more fun than a barrel of monkeys".
 
Originally posted by Viper Zero
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Notice the children's game above, Darin? You are supposed to have fun while playing, thus the term "more fun than a barrel of monkeys".

Damnit, How am I supposed to know that?
 
Or both. I'd go with both if I were you.

Viper Zero has infinite knowledge and infinite wisdom. In related news, zero is infinite.

Ouch.
 
Hey hey hey! Ford isnt bad! My dads ford has been going for 37 years without trouble and now its mine and its great!.....Sorry just had to put in my 2cents....I thought you said it was bad...other than the 3flights thing it doesnt sound bad..Maybe I missed something "speed reading"
 
It's nice to know that I'm the butt of one of Klostrophobic's 'jokes'.

My life is complete.
 
a bit back on topic...

glad you thought toronto and niagra falls was awesome...did you go up that tower thing i forget what its called...it sorta looks like a mini space needle...did you go to the wax museum? that scared the crapoloa out of me when i was younger
 
Originally posted by shopping_carts_
a bit back on topic...

glad you thought toronto and niagra falls was awesome...did you go up that tower thing i forget what its called...it sorta looks like a mini space needle...did you go to the wax museum? that scared the crapoloa out of me when i was younger

No, my parents didn't wanna do that. We ate at a Seafood restaurant near it though. Pretty good food. And no Refills.:mad: I guess i'm used to the Southern things. THE SOUTH = FREE REFILLS.
 
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