'92 Lexus SC300: (5/2005 - 12/2005)
"Man this thing is fast!"
"What was Toyota thinking?! How can all of these electrical doodads be broken!"
2003 Saab 9-3 (2/2006-8/2007)
"There is no way it's 149 degrees outside." (It was snowing)
"How can we be out of gas!? You have 3/4 of a tank!"
"I bet that thing rocks in the snow" (It was almost as bad as the Lexus)
1960 Chevy Biscayne (owned 12/17/2005-10/22/10, drove Jan-March 2007)
"That is the loudest car I have ever heard!" -

"Dude. wanna race?" - They lost.
"How many chicks do you pick up in that?" - None.
"How much oil does it burn?" - Far more than I thought.

"That is awesome!" - One of my teachers.
"You've definitely got the coolest car at school." - Another Teacher.
"Stupid Redneck loud cars aren't cool!" - Some girl after a choir practice.
"Dude the Freshman are afraid of it."
1994 Mercedes-Benz E320 Estate (8/13/2007-10/10/2009)
"That car is so cute!" - Gal at a gas station
"Dude we can fit 20 people in here!" - friend at NDSU
"You ******* ******* ******* ***********! You're a ******* **** ***** queer! You didn't ******* win ****!" - Kid in a 1983 Ford Mustang who tried racing me from 40 miles per hour. I destroyed him.
"I call backseat!"
"Can we fit three in the back?"
"How much do you want for it?"
"You have great taste in cars." - another W124 owner
"Alright man, the Shaggin' Wagon is ready." - Guy at a Benz dealer after a Missouri Inspection.
2007 Subaru Legacy 2.5i Premium (10/10/2009-9/11/2010)
"DECEPTICONS FOREVER!" - Some guy leaning out of a Honda Passport, yelling at me over the Autobrand on my car.
"How could you let the decepticons win!?" - guy at the body shop to where it was towed
"How did you get here in all of this snow?" - My sister
2009 Subaru Legacy 2.5i Special Edition (9/21/10-now)
"Nice car!" - Gal in a 2007 Legacy