Things that made you laugh

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today i got fanpost after i knocked someone out, Sparx (GB) is his name. :dopey:


just sendet him the link that everyone can see how bad i am. :sly:


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Some comedy stuff in this thread! hehe

One of the things that really made me laugh as well as being really cool was when me and two other random dudes were racing suzuka, we were p1,2 & 3 and for the entire last lap we were bumper to tail like a snake, we all picked identical lines and weren't hitting each other, I thought it couldn't last, but we managed a whole lap like that and it was a quick one too!!! The red arrows would've been proud of that bit of formation flying and all three of us were seperated by 0.05 of a second at the chequered flag... incredible and funny. :D
 
I was running suzuka 600pp with a evo x I forgot to retune (574pp) so I ended up in the pole position. I made it through the esses with no one in my rearview, then my wife started a "conversation". Next thing I know wonderwiley's f430 is flying up behind me, so I pull to the right and slow down, he stayed on line and slowed down (like the 3 stooges going through a door) we both double braked and then I went tight and gunned it to the next corner, went wide trying to get out of his way and parked it under the bridge as everyone and their grandmother drove by. After the U turn there is WW waiting for me... :)
 
At Suzuka 600pp. Got to made some sand casltes :D Caught up to the culprit. Used some glue to stick on his ass. Stuck on until spoon came up and he slid off while braking on the grass. I laughed. One of my best overtakes and best pressure attacks ever. Sorry if this isnt funny.

Another momment on same track a nice punter sabotaged my drift. I overtook him while I caught up drifting (he spun and DC'd)
 
If you were drifting in a race and he was going faster I am not surprised he punted you off.
 
Lst night at Daytona 750. Several GTP embers were doing battle and having fun. Mostly driving tuned vettes, LMGTs and S2000 GT1's. Then at the beginning of one race GTP_Earth comes out in a Capoccino. I laughed the whole race. I think he finished 11th.

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gitSehT
If you were drifting in a race and he was going faster I am not surprised he punted you off.
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Whoops I meant the rolling start I pull to the side and he punted me. Then at first corner he played with sand and I drifterd past him :D
 
Fujiwara-kun
At Suzuka 600pp. Got to made some sand casltes :D Caught up to the culprit. Used some glue to stick on his ass. Stuck on until spoon came up and he slid off while braking on the grass. I laughed. One of my best overtakes and best pressure attacks ever. Sorry if this isnt funny.

Another momment on same track a nice punter sabotaged my drift. I overtook him while I caught up drifting (he spun and DC'd)
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hehe I'll give you a wide berth in future :D
 
Rudi Raser
today i got fanpost after i knocked someone out, Sparx (GB) is his name. :dopey:


just sendet him the link that everyone can see how bad i am. :sly:


:lol:
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I love the DFP sound, it makes me laugh :D
 
I had 2 personal funny moments last night to share - both occurred on the Pro 750PP Daytona Road track. The first started when I was having a really good race (say in the top 4 on the 2nd lap). I was chasin the guy in front of me near one of the hairpins and I got so excited when he hit the brakes late that I forgot to hit them too - we both ended up against the barrier but he was facing toward the track and I was facing backwards.

The second happened right at the start of the race - I started 2nd or 3rd and got bumped on the right side heading into the turn - somehow I ended up behind the white/red barrier on the left side - I had to actually back the car up past the barrier to get back on the side with the track.

That raises a great point - if we ever take over an entire race who's up for doing one in reverse the whole way? I've gotten pretty good these last few nights running my car in reverse. :sly:
 
New funny momment today at HSR pro.

Im drifting at HSR with my vette (driftings is equally fast as grip, trust me)
Ive passed some dude at T1 and I enter the turn looking that he is coming in really fast! Reaction is brake, he flys past into the barrier spining while I laugh :dopey:

another momment at HSR (HSR has quite a few dirty racers)
Punter spotted crash with person ahead...eventually he punts me but I get back up to give hima little tail-spin, He spins I laugh then I start spinning due to snap back :dopey:

I cant sucessfully punt anyone...not even for revenge I screw up somehow :dopey:

Note: I am no punter I like my revenge and that will stay that way OR im drunk at the game :indiff:
 
Some of the moments sounds really hilarious.
I bet with Private rooms and with voice chat, it will be even more fun and memorable!
 
Today at Fuji, a yellow Lotus not using his brakes and hitting the wall. The funny part is what happened next, he comes spinning across the track and is spinning so hard I lost track on the amount of spins. I saw 4 and he was still spinning as I went by.:)
 
NoxNoctis Umbra
Some of the moments sounds really hilarious.
I bet with Private rooms and with voice chat, it will be even more fun and memorable!
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Now this would be great.
Hmm I would be like "c'mon punt me if you dare". "haha you spun" or even "sorry"



EDIT: Voice chat will distract people??? I can think of so many ways of distraction haha
kart racer
Today at Fuji, a yellow Lotus not using his brakes and hitting the wall. The funny part is what happened next, he comes spinning across the track and is spinning so hard I lost track on the amount of spins. I saw 4 and he was still spinning as I went by.:)
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Once when drifting with a bud I started to make him spin (he was in Tuned viper I had 512bb) I failed and sup 7 times at the Fuji straight. Goodness it was soooo fun and it made me dizzy :scared:
 
I was racing TurkeyBurgers once , we came to the finish line ( I was leading ),he was a near 2nd. I tucked down below the yellow line and slammed on my brakes to let him get the win , well he decides to stop as well,thinking I was going to restart and take the win. I proceed to go up to his car and try push him across the line , he does not want to go , he is holding his brakes. So here we are in a contest at the finish line,him with locked up brakes , me pushing like who knows what , I finally got him across the line by a matter of less than a second before another car approached and got 2nd , I got 3rd , 3 cars at the line all within tenth's of a second of each other . I was wondering what driver 3 was thinking when he saw me pushing TurkeyBurger across the line , it was priceless.
 
I had someone PSN me in French. I remembered enough from the classroom to make out he was asking how to unlock the greyed out manufacturer events. I guess he just saw my GTP tag and thought I was someone offical:). I responded in English and got a Thankyou.

Just though I would post that here, since we don't have a 'Mildly Amusing' thread. :sly:
 
rexc
I had someone PSN me in French. I remembered enough from the classroom to make out he was asking how to unlock the greyed out manufacturer events. I guess he just saw my GTP tag and thought I was someone offical:). I responded in English and got a Thankyou.

Just though I would post that here, since we don't have a 'Mildly Amusing' thread. :sly:
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Where are the manufacturer events?
thanks
 
Kingram52
Where are the manufacturer events?
thanks
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I mean the ones in the Dealerships. If the Event icon is grey there is none and they can't be unlocked.
 
Beating a punter at their own game :dopey:

Not clean I know, but you really got to be a prick to get the worst out of me :sly:
 
GTP-Panjandrum and myself were in a hot one for second place at 600pp Daytona once,the 1st place guy had a marginal lead heading towards the finish line,when all of a sudden he decides to do a powerslide across the line for the victory.Guess what , he slid a little bit too early and came short of the line,Panjandrum took 1st,I took 2nd,Mr. powerslide took 3rd !!!! Frigging hilarious
 
ImagineByLennon
GTP-Panjandrum and myself were in a hot one for second place at 600pp Daytona once,the 1st place guy had a marginal lead heading towards the finish line,when all of a sudden he decides to do a powerslide across the line for the victory.Guess what , he slid a little bit too early and came short of the line,Panjandrum took 1st,I took 2nd,Mr. powerslide took 3rd !!!! Frigging hilarious
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this is no laughing matter. especially when the number of laps in a race has been changed. :O
 
One of my friends said this quate about a race we were in, he said WTF were did the first two car go, who had a 400km/h race start.
 
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I'm sure anytime I try to drive that dang Lotus 111R I make someone laugh.:dunce:
 
Bones Brigade
this is no laughing matter. especially when the number of laps in a race has been changed. :O
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What do the number of laps have to do with anything ?

He was playing the part of a hot-dog ,and burnt himself out of a victory.

It still was funny , oh ,the thoughts going through his mind at the time of the incident .
 
ImagineByLennon
What do the number of laps have to do with anything ?

He was playing the part of a hot-dog ,and burnt himself out of a victory.

It still was funny , oh ,the thoughts going through his mind at the time of the incident .
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If you think your doing 2 laps and its really 4 and you hot dog a slide across the line. Its no laughing matter.
 
ImagineByLennon
What do the number of laps have to do with anything ?

He was playing the part of a hot-dog ,and burnt himself out of a victory.

It still was funny , oh ,the thoughts going through his mind at the time of the incident .
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ZROC answered already but I'll give an example; HSR pro used to be 5 laps (F430/GTR/Z06) but is now 7 laps. I was expanding your powerslide example and including other reasons it's a killer.
 
What made me laugh was when I was at the Fuji Speedway one on one with someone else in a blue F430 called thundurclese. I had a bathroom emergency so I had to drop my GT-R at the pits and went, but when I came back, the blue F430 was in the pits with me, I thought that was so funny :lol:
 
gator of kana
What made me laugh was when I was at the Fuji Speedway one on one with someone else in a blue F430 called thundurclese. I had a bathroom emergency so I had to drop my GT-R at the pits and went, but when I came back, the blue F430 was in the pits with me, I thought that was so funny :lol:
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I remember a few GTP racers had a pit meeting at Suzuka. 4 cars doing random stuff at the pits lol.

Funny thing recently is that I avoided 4 brake checks somehow...

I nearly got one yesterday for touching a door during last corner of HSR. not my fault though. Person infront went wide and then suddenly blocked my line and was knocked a way. Then brakes too early in the straight lol.

OH....

Petra......25 [ES] something in a S2000 Black.
Last 3 races ive seen this person is wait at the Start for a lap then goes and races as a ghost.

I was at 1st place most the time and he like follows me thinking he is fast and overtakes me and Im just laughing :lol:

I dont think he/she? understands the online boost.

Truely a waste of time. :dunce:
 
ZROC
If you think your doing 2 laps and its really 4 and you hot dog a slide across the line. Its no laughing matter.
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From Mr. Hotdogs point of view it probably wasn't funny,he obviously knew it was the final lap and thats why he did it.I understand where your coming from on the lap thing,but that still had no bearing on the race outcome.

Panjandrum and I thought it was funny,because this guy had a clear win and he "smoked it away" .
 
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