Things you'll only ever do once?

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Assume people, especially in crappy white vans, will give way at give way signs and not take off after bending your chassis, steering rod, wheel hub and other stuff I can't really remember...Subaru parts are quite expensive
 
Hmm...

I'm going to skirt around the fact that people seem to have turned this into some sort of confessional, and put in some things that I've done only once and am unlikely to repeat:

1. Watch the sun set over Ayers Rock.
2. Jump out of a perfectly healthy aeroplane.
3. Get drunk in the bar at the top of CN tower.
4. Visit the Ferrari and Maserati factories on consecutive days.
5. Be a guest of a Formula One team at the Canadian Grand Prix.
 
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Pee in a elevator. I did that back in the 3rd grade.
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This is why I loved college. You can act like this and no one cares. They just assume you are drunk and move on.

Just to clarify, I did not do this but my roomate did.

Drink up!
:cheers:
 
GilesGuthrie
1. Watch the sun set over Ayers Rock.
2. Jump out of a perfectly healthy aeroplane.
3. Get drunk in the bar at the top of CN tower.
4. Visit the Ferrari and Maserati factories on consecutive days.
5. Be a guest of a Formula One team at the Canadian Grand Prix.
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That's weird, I misread that... I read "Jump out of a bar at the top of CN tower"

Now that's something you'll only do once :sly:

That reminds me of that old joke... two guys are sitting drinking in a bar at the top of the CN tower, and one says, "You know, this bar is so high, that if you jump out of the window, the air pressure beneath you will become so high that you will actually hit a massive air pocket before you hit the ground, and you will land so softly, you can just walk away"... the other guy says, "No way, that's total BS...", so the other guy says "No, honestly, watch..." and proceeds to jump out of the window. Just before he splats on the ground, he suddenly slows up, and gently lands on the ground and walks away. He comes back up via the elevator, and the other guy is stunned. "Wow! I don't believe it!" he says. The jumper says, "Wow, it's such a thrill, try it yourself..." and so the other guy jumps out the window. This time, he careers towards the ground at terminal velocity and splats on the ground. The barman turns round to the first bloke and says, "You're a real S.O.B when you're drunk, Superman..."

:dopey:
 
Touring Mars
two guys are sitting drinking in a bar at the top of the CN tower, and one says, "You know, this bar is so high, that if you jump out of the window, the air pressure beneath you will become so high that you will actually hit a massive air pocket before you hit the ground, and you will land so softly, you can just walk away"... the other guy says, "No way, that's total BS...", so the other guy says "No, honestly, watch..." and proceeds to jump out of the window. Just before he splats on the ground, he suddenly slows up, and gently lands on the ground and walks away. He comes back up via the elevator, and the other guy is stunned. "Wow! I don't believe it!" he says. The jumper says, "Wow, it's such a thrill, try it yourself..." and so the other guy jumps out the window. This time, he careers towards the ground at terminal velocity and splats on the ground. The barman turns round to the first bloke and says, "You're a real S.O.B when you're drunk, Superman..."
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that wasn't funny. i don't like superman.. but then again, what if you actually COULD walk away....?
 
Touring Mars
That's weird, I misread that... I read "Jump out of a bar at the top of CN tower"

Now that's something you'll only do once :sly:

That reminds me of that old joke... two guys are sitting drinking in a bar at the top of the CN tower, and one says, "You know, this bar is so high, that if you jump out of the window, the air pressure beneath you will become so high that you will actually hit a massive air pocket before you hit the ground, and you will land so softly, you can just walk away"... the other guy says, "No way, that's total BS...", so the other guy says "No, honestly, watch..." and proceeds to jump out of the window. Just before he splats on the ground, he suddenly slows up, and gently lands on the ground and walks away. He comes back up via the elevator, and the other guy is stunned. "Wow! I don't believe it!" he says. The jumper says, "Wow, it's such a thrill, try it yourself..." and so the other guy jumps out the window. This time, he careers towards the ground at terminal velocity and splats on the ground. The barman turns round to the first bloke and says, "You're a real S.O.B when you're drunk, Superman..."

:dopey:
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:lol: quality
 
Get married, since I found my perfect wife.

Buy a used Mitsubishi.

Pressing "Retry" 4 times in a row, hoping to get the same prize car over and over (it doesn't work, you get it only once). Duh.
 

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