Things you'll only ever do once?

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ExigeExcel
What speed?

I've been wondering how likely I am to lose my head if I stick it out the sun roof at 70mph.
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I rode a roller coaster at 120mph, which it reached in four seconds. I will do that again. I am sure you'll be fine.

Things I will only do once:
1) Stick a broom in the fireplace and then pull it back out to see how big the flames are, in the kitchen.

2) Put off replacing my brakes until my next paycheck, despite the grinding noise. They locked up going into a curve on a rainy day and I rolled the car. After a few spins on the driver's side, as I watched the road pass by a half inch from my face, it rolled the rest of the way over and landed on the wheels breaking the rear axle and putting the front struts through the hood.
 
FoolKiller
I rode a roller coaster at 120mph, which it reached in four seconds. I will do that again. I am sure you'll be fine.
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I've ridden plenty of roller coasters so that's not worrying me, but the force then is equal over all your boddy and there's a flat seat behind you. Not a blunt side of the sun roof and if I underestimate the force of the wind and my neck goes backwards I risk ever breaking my neck or concussion.

Oh well.
 
ExigeExcel
I've ridden plenty of roller coasters so that's not worrying me, but the force then is equal over all your boddy and there's a flat seat behind you. Not a blunt side of the sun roof and if I underestimate the force of the wind and my neck goes backwards I risk ever breaking my neck or concussion.

Oh well.
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I did lean out the passenger window of my friend's Integra so I could reach into teh other lane and give another friend driving in the lane next to us a five while on the Interstate. That was about 70mph. Just don't put your head back against the sun roof edge and you should be fine. Oh, and as I am sure any motorcyclist can tell you, don't open your mouth.
 
don't open your mouth? why?

It can't be THAT bad.
 
hah, back when my friend and I were about 12 or 13, his mom wasnt home and we decided we wanted to burn something.

So we decided the garage was the best place to do it, so we filled an empty coke can to the top with gasoline.

Well, we got it all burning and it was cool for about 30 seconds, then the smoke detector started going off. We sort of panicked and figured we better put it out. We were smart and already had a bucket of water handy to douse the flames.

Well, it turns out that the water only made the can overflow and next thing we know the fire is spreading across the floor. This was so long ago that I dont exactly remember how we did put it out, I think we used the fire extinguisher to prevent putting the whole house up in flames.

His mom came home and asked if something was burning, we said we didnt know what she was talking about. She knew we did something stupid but was always cool enough to just leave it at that. Needless to day we didnt try that again, lol.
 
Crash a Mazda B4000 into a house.

Not going to tell the story. But I'm damn sure it'll never happen again :)
 
Get stung by a Wasp/yellow jacket repeatedly while going downhill on an MTB. :grumpy:

Sorry that's all I got at the moment but :lol:👍 for the rest of ya.
 
Riding my dirt bike at night with the lights off. The result looked quite like this: :banghead: . My face is still flat from hitting that wall.... :grumpy:
 
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Sorry dood... I know what you mean... I've never done that yet but I went over the handle bars twice so far. Never do that again either. :grumpy: Eric (Blackbird) biked into a parked car though. :lol:
 
Duke
Things I'll only do once:

1) Piss on an electric fence.

2) Fall asleep while driving.

Neither of those are experiences I care to repeat.
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There's a Darwin Award for someone peeing onto a fence in a thunderstorm you know. Lightning hit the fence, and his penis exploded...


:sick:
 
VIPFREAK
Eric (Blackbird) biked into a parked car though. :lol:
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Ever tried going into the side of a slow moving van when your doing 25mph approx on your bike....

This diagram explains:



I got a day off school because I had shock.. :dopey:
And i swear theres been a dent in my leg since that day..
 
A friend of mine ran into a parked car on his bike. He wanted to race us so he peddled faster than hell and looked back to say, "Ha, you guys are slow, why don't your rac--" and WHAM, he smashed into the side of the trunk of this car. It was so damn hilarious, I almost fell off my bike too.

He'll never do that again.
 
Ah! Bikes. Reminds me;
-I will never again attempt to ride a bicycle on icy roads. I fell down 5 times in two blocks before giving up.

And other things:
-I will never again attempt to decend through a gap between two things without first making sure the gap is bigger then my head.
I was ~7, I have no idea how the rest of me got through first, but it was a very uncomfortable few minutes before my friend found some other people to help pull me out.

-I will never again slide my car around on gravel for fun. Unless the gravel is in a large area with no obstructions, and not, say; a gravel road with a ditch on one side. :ouch:
 
Well, after fooling around with girls I'm certainly never going to smell my finger ever again.
 
1. Play Forza.
2. Eat durian. During a Malaysian holiday, I was offered a taste of the putrid fruit. I felt that it would have been rude to decline…
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I’m not squeamish or fussy- just be sure to avoid the durian. Many hotels in Asia disallow consumption of the fruit with good reason.
3. Read a post by PS.
 
Because he'll go ///M-Spec on you if you do? He reminds me of the lunch lady who would stab you in the face if you cut in line.
 
Never again use these... I almost ate it on a one way each way road on a slight downhill going about 40mph on a roadbike. :grumpy:

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Omnis
A friend of mine ran into a parked car on his bike. He wanted to race us so he peddled faster than hell and looked back to say, "Ha, you guys are slow, why don't your rac--" and WHAM, he smashed into the side of the trunk of this car. It was so damn hilarious, I almost fell off my bike too.

He'll never do that again.
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Emohawk
Ah! Bikes. Reminds me;
-I will never again attempt to ride a bicycle on icy roads. I fell down 5 times in two blocks before giving up.
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I saw a moron on rollerblades in the rain doing the same thing only he was doing the splits.
 
what the hell is that thing?

and lol @ the old avatar.
 
Aero bar for a Road bike, so you get in a position like Lance Armstrong in the time trials.

Had to add the HL2 ava! :lol:
 

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