Thread about Nothing (poo Edition)

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:Present: :argue: :Present2:
(Smilie 1)I hate my present! What were you thinking!
(Smilie 2)Go to hell, loser!

20 Years later:
(smilie 1):fdevil:
(smilie 2):cry: I didn"t mean that. I wish he was still here.

2 Years later:
:fdevil: (Smilie 1):teleport: (Smilie 2):eek: I never though you'd come back! (Smilie 2):cold:Damn! Hell was so hot! Now I'm so cold! Let's get something to eat, I haven't eaten in years!
(Smilie 2):cheeburga How was it there? (Smilie 1):drink: Haganeandfjjfkjfeiiuo. (Smilie 2):reallyodd Don't drink that much! I'm leaving!
THE END

Corny huh?
 
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late"

"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
jack handey
 
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