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"Last Christmas I gave you my heart,
but the very next day, it was confiscated by the government.
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give to someone secretly."

Oh wait, you said catchy and entertaining...
 
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart,
but the very next day, it was confiscated by the government.
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give to someone secretly."

Oh wait, you said catchy and entertaining...

:lol: I'm left laughing in fear. :p
 
My version of Winter Wonderland (my favourite Christmas tune):

Curfew bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, blood is glistening
An illegal sight,
We're detained tonight.
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

Gone away is the freedom,
Here to stay is a regime
He sings a love song,
And gets arrested,
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

In the meadow we can't build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Chairman Mao

He'll say: Are you a citizen?
We'll say: Yes our glorious leader,
But you can do the job
You're not permitted to frown.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we plot by the fire
To face unafraid,
The escape plans we've made,
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

In the meadow we can't build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Chairman Mao
We'll have lots of fear with mister snowman,
Until the other kids knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll work with no play, the radical way,
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.
 
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My version of Winter Wonderland (my favourite Christmas tune):

Curfew bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, blood is glistening
An illegal sight,
We're detained tonight.
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

Gone away is the freedom,
Here to stay is a regime
He sings a love song,
And gets arrested,
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

In the meadow we can't build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Chairman Mao

He'll say: Are you a citizen?
We'll say: Yes our glorious leader,
But you can do the job
You're not permitted to frown.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we plot by the fire
To face unafraid,
The escape plans we've made,
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

In the meadow we can't build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Chairman Mao
We'll have lots of fear with mister snowman,
Until the other kids knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll work with no play, the radical way,
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

Haha that's great 👍
 
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Some sex and an STD.
On the second day of Christmas, she was no longer my true love. The End

It err... Happened to a friend of mine.
 
Following on from Spun's master piece...

I'm dreaming of an escape at Christmas
Using my farmers scythe and hoe,
Where the bayonet tops glisten,
and burly guards listen
To hear escapees in the snow

I'm dreaming of an escape at Christmas
With every break out plan I write
May your captors not put up a fight
And may they never hit you for delight.​
 
Hehehe... I'm sure I shouldn't find this thread as funny as I do!

Amazing work Shem :D
 
My version of Winter Wonderland (my favourite Christmas tune):

Curfew bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, blood is glistening
An illegal sight,
We're detained tonight.
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

Gone away is the freedom,
Here to stay is a regime
He sings a love song,
And gets arrested,
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

In the meadow we can't build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Chairman Mao

He'll say: Are you a citizen?
We'll say: Yes our glorious leader,
But you can do the job
You're not permitted to frown.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we plot by the fire
To face unafraid,
The escape plans we've made,
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

In the meadow we can't build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Chairman Mao
We'll have lots of fear with mister snowman,
Until the other kids knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll work with no play, the radical way,
Walking in a fascist dictatorship.

That reminds me of Liquid's Nuclear Winter Wonderland:



Definitely the best version of this song :lol:
 
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