TOCA Season 4.2 - DaxCobra, Paul Mack, VenoMMotorsports Champions!

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Just set some standard questions Furi, it'll make things easier for you mate.
 
gokartman78
Your joining us? only joking :p
hope you can bring good fortune to the team, we could use some!

Yes I am. Sorry Furi, us karters have to stick together.
 
Favourite track.. :dopey:

Will do some dry laps later to try beat akmuq's.. :)

Matty you've a chance at being fastest here, the Honda is way down on torque so I couldn't beat the VW but the Volvo is good for torque and you're good round here so.... Of course have a go in the VW after to see if you can get my VW time.:sly:
 
Anyway Furi,, I want some questions.. NOW!!
 
INTERVIEW 2 - Snake Bite – Venom Motorsports!

Neljack and DaxCobra from VenoMMotorsports in a bid for TOCA glory with the Mazda. Neljack narrowly missed out on the championship last year, whilst Dax debuted in the second part of the season and immediately took two wins, with two following later on. What do they think of this season... let us see...

Dax, Neljack, you both have a decent pedigree between you to say the least, do you think that this will be one of the stronger teams on the grid?

Dax: Well, I am quite strong, but I have never been to the gym with neljack so I am not sure how strong he is. We will see when the season starts.
Neljack: Absolutely, especially with me in it, runner up and joint Megane champion . Dax is alright but, just guesses the corners really, no real awesome technique to it like me.


You’ve been pretty quiet over the testing season, this a budget issue as has been reported?

Dax: Not so much budget related, (although I keep spending my money on chewing gum) but more to the fact I just can't be bothered.
Neljack:Well Dax ate all the Tesco finest Steak pies so we had to go for the really basic pies from like, Aldi, not good at all. We've done some testing as well as food eating, but not much


What do you think of TOCA’s new “No ABS, No Aero, No LSD” formula?

Dax: I think that it would be better with some Sports tyres. Seems sexy though.
Neljack: Erm, not sure, ABS takes some getting used to, we'll be fine


How do you think the TOCA Legends will be?

Dax: Legendary. Geddit?
Neljack: It'll be great, especially as I wasnt in the TOCA series that cars were origanally used for


Any particular events you cannot wait for?

Dax: Uhmm... *looks at calender*... Monaco.
Neljack: Hmm, tough one, the final race I spose


Who do you think will be your rivals this season?

Dax: Everyone. Hoping to become the most hated guy out there. But seriously, there are many skilled drivers out there right now. (But not neljack, he gets lucky...)
Neljack: Usual suspects like Sumo, Dax, Carb, Akmuq etc


Any other thoughts on this season?

Dax: Yeah, spring is cold.
Neljack: Nope
 
Why does Dax team with neljack and then say he's rubbish?:lol:
 
Safe to say, me and neljack are taking this seriously.
 
Why does Dax team with neljack and then say he's rubbish?:lol:

He's jelly I can eat more pies than him, nothing personal.


*throws pie at dax*
 
Hey gokartman, are you providing me with a car? If not, can I see a picture of what it should look like?
 
He's jelly I can eat more pies than him, nothing personal.


*throws pie at dax*

*Catches pie mid air in teeth, makes growling noise then runs through traffic singing the star wars theme tune."
 
Safe to say VenomMotorsports are the comic relief of this season... :lol:
 
When do polestar get their interview..I'll let you know I'm the most active guy on TOCA threads that has never actually raced one.. I DESERVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT MAN!!
 
When do polestar get their interview..I'll let you know I'm the most active guy on TOCA threads that has never actually raced one.. I DESERVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT MAN!!

I had to get the jokers out the way first :lol:
 
When do polestar get their interview..I'll let you know I'm the most active guy on TOCA threads that has never actually raced one.. I DESERVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT MAN!!

Matty, is your new avatar a self portrait?


Cause if so, <3
 
Comic Relief?

I was being deadly serious.

Like Santa Claus.
 
neljack
Matty, is your new avatar a self portrait?

Cause if so, <3

I wish it was.. I really wish it was <3

I don't know how he can be so skinny when all he does is eat cereal though,, :)
 
I wish it was.. I really wish it was <3

I don't know how he can be so skinny when all he does is eat cereal though,, :)

Cereal is for mornings.

Eye-bogies are for mornings.

Cereal is eye-bogies.
 
Will I be interviewed?
 
~Plans what he has advertised in his sig :sly:
 
There seems to be a lot of bravardo knocking about the paddock this season. Careful how you go youngsters!
 
There seems to be a lot of bravardo knocking about the paddock this season. Careful how you go youngsters!

You should have seen Season 4.1 - 3,000 replies for 0 races :lol:
 
Do oh interview people after the races?
 
Do oh interview people after the races?

Not planned at moment.

Next on agenda for me are final entry details and also prize details.
 
Whoo...

Fridays:
NASCAR Trucks then Project3 ;)

Saturdays:
WSM (finishing)
TOCA

Sundays:
IROC
WSC


Yep i'm busy :lol:
 
i wish it was.. I really wish it was <3

i don't know how he can be so skinny when all he does is eat cereal though,, :)

he'd rather have a bowl of coco pops!
 
Cereal is for mornings.

Eye-bogies are for mornings.

Cereal is eye-bogies.

I've met Sting(from The Police)

Lady Gaga has met Sting

I is Lady Gaga
Do oh interview people after the races?

That would be pretty cool, also, will the Tuesday test happen before the races as well? Like the F1 friday practice session?
 
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