TOCA Season 4.2 - DaxCobra, Paul Mack, VenoMMotorsports Champions!

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Cider.

That's not a tractor enthusiasts drink...

Poser.
 
i think i should have been a comedian :sly:

The wife heard a man driving down the road shouting " the world is ending " i said dont worry its only farmer geddon !!!!

Teacher goin round the class asking about noises they heard on their day trip to the farm, little mary says " baa" very good teacher says, little tommy say "moo " and then little jonny says " get off that bloody tractor " !!!!!!!!!!!


On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
 
DaxCobra
Cider.

That's not a tractor enthusiasts drink...

Poser.
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What its all there is down here right Nel! The tractors run on the stuff no red diesel needed here............hick!:crazy:

Gokart:lol::lol::lol:
 
Found another picture of johnboy's antics...

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i have a feeling i can get away with one more quick one before i end up getting some kind of warning

Englishman,Scotsman and an Irishman all discusing famiies.Englishman says "my son was born on St George's day so we called him George.
Scotsman says "what a coincidence my son was born on St Andrew's day so we called him Andrew".

Irishman says "I don't bloody belive it. Wait till I tell our Pancake".
 
^^Nah that was my fault, was an April fools gone wrong.
 
DaxCobra
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Some Irish people are completely incapable of driving. :lol:
 
Oh my God.

Lol...
 
DK
Some Irish people are completely incapable of driving. :lol:
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Hamish my delivery man had to let him go sadly.:rolleyes:
 
:lol: found my evening fun. Trolling on omegal.
 
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Hamish my delivery man had to let him go sadly.:rolleyes:
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I thought he was the guy we murdered and swore we wouldnt tell anyone on GTP about?
 
neljack
I thought he was the guy we murdered and swore we wouldnt tell anyone on GTP about?
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Err yeah derr!:dunce: It was all Nels idea i just drove the getaway tractor.......slowly:ouch:
 
I have a feeling the AUP is being murdered right now.
 
Yeah return on topic now lads please..
 
what an eventful night. Tractors, affairs , amazing comedians (no names in particular kartman . Who said that?! ;) ) murdering. and to top off a comical evening, a great big chunky episode of facejacker (my hero). man, i am one happy B'Alain menu ! say B'oo if you got that one ;D
 
Furi is no fun.

Edit: The silence after Furi ruins our fun shows that off topic is more fun.
 
In other news, we had a driving safety course thing in our school today and we had a mock Theory Test, the up-shot is I passed, Matty failed.:D
 
akmuq
In other news, we had a driving safety course thing in our school today and we had a mock Theory Test, the up-shot is I passed, Matty failed.:D
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He wasnt lagging, was he?
 
akmuq
In other news, we had a driving safety course thing in our school today and we had a mock Theory Test, the up-shot is I passed, Matty failed.:D
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You and Matty at same school?
 
akmuq
In other news, we had a driving safety course thing in our school today and we had a mock Theory Test, the up-shot is I passed, Matty failed.:D
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You and matty know eachother IRL? Never knew.
 
I grew a nice sized turnip on the farm today if that counts:tup:

Sorry Furi.:guilty:
 
Seriously, can we just plough back on topic?
 
DaxCobra
Seriously, can we just plough back on topic?
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Yup, we just need someone to plant a good conversation starter.
 
What about tractors?
 
Sounds like a way to harvest the Mazda's tyres...
 
I was thinking about farming the seasonals later.
 
Ummm do Honda make VTEC tractor engines i fancy an upgrade Oooo Rrrrr.:D

Now come on thats Toca ish you can send me down a setup Dax.👍
 
VTEC Tractor would be pointless, tractors need low down torque, not high-RPM Power.


Oh wait, you were joking?
 
DaxCobra
VTEC Tractor would be pointless, tractors need low down torque, not high-RPM Power.


Oh wait, you were joking?
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A Volvo or VW would be a good tractor engine...
 
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