Today At School, Which was bad.

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Today, In math. Some kid threw someones pencil. It landed near me and the kid come over to get his pencil. While the teacher was writing the referral, the kid that threw the pencil, said I threw him back the pencil. SO I got a referral, and detetion. But when I came back to class, I farted on the teacher as I walked back to my seat ( I mean it was a loud arse fart ). Everyone laughing at him and he had this," Im innocent " look. ( A Confused Look basicly ):lol: It was friggen Hilerous.
 
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

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I once got detention for :30 minutes after laughing hard at a funny picture :odd:

Today we got our new timetables, all the classes got switched and I'm with some new teachers.
 
I didn't throw one. The other kid, Threw the pencil across the room and damaged the blinds. And I get the same treatment as giving the kid his pencil back. I tell ya, thats wrong.
 
i got a full day and a half of ISS for nothing, well unless you think saying "dude shutup im trying to do my work" is offensive or anything
 
This has nothing to do with trouble. But this made me laugh really hard.
This is was in L.S. which is a class to help yea with classes, like study hall. It was my second class of the day. But anyway theres this kid named Josh right? He goes,"This class helps me". Out of know where, the teacher goes," Josh, wanna know what helps me?" Josh goes," What?" Then the teacher goes,"Crack, its good for yea." Of course he was joking.
 
Yeah, I've had a couple of awesome teachers as well. I especially like the ones that call idiots by the correct term: idiots. My math teacher last year was great. She used the term "BFE" occasionally, and also laughed at anything remotely witty that was said during the period.

Once, when we were talking about our stupid Vice Principal, who carried a bomb that he'd found in the locker room up to the office to check to see if it was real, and asked if the story was true, she replied, "Yes. Have you ever heard of the Peter Principle? People are always promoted to their level of incompetence."

That teacher was awesome.
 
My MS Studies teacher is cool like both of those teachers too, I also have a sub for Geometry because the real teacher just had a baby. He doesn't care if we throw paper airplanes around the room as long as it isn't a day that we have work to do. In fact one day we were throwing them and he picked up a piece of paper and made one of the coolest ones I've ever seen, that sucker was fast. Today we were kicking field goals with paper footballs and this one kid was having trouble and out of nowhere the teacher said "just lean it back a bit and flick it more towards the bottom"; I was wondering where the school got this guy, he's cool!
 
Yeah today this kid who is always throwing them aimed one for the trashcan and made it...SWOOSH! There are also these tray like things on the wall, and he flicked a football into one of them.
 
I got a cool history teacher. charges money for you to borrow books if you forgety yours. and he give the money away if you answer questions right. I got a dollar today for telling the teacher where potatoes origenated from:)
 
My MS Studies teacher makes videos for class where him and his "redneck brother" go fishing and such, they call the show "Redneck Outdoors". Oh it is a riot, his brother was holding the camera (a brand new one mind you) while my teacher was realing in a fish (oh yeah they were on the MS River, strong currents just so you know) and the current got strong all of a sudden and his brother almost went overboard with the camera still going, that was hilarious. The next thing that came out of my teachers mouth was something like "you bes' not drop my camera now" in a really perterbed tone of voice with a little laughter in there too.
 
Wa-pshhh
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My old Social Studies teacher was so cool, he used to mock people and made sure we did our work, pity he had to leave.

My Science teacher is like that, we get on well with her and when someone gets to loud she'll tell them to shut up, not be quiet, just 'shut up'.

I like cool teachers. Awesomes
 
My Maths' teachers (2 years in a row) have no clue at all. Yesterday I walked in, sat down and she made me sit up the front straight away. Bah, pisses me off. So yeah. If you think farts are funny you'd like being in my class...they call me "swampy". My record is 30 in a 50 minute period. Funny stuff. Yeah. Our PE teacher is pretty funny...
 
Hehehe. Today in my Geometry class we had the biggest frieken paper ball/airplane fight ever! As far as the airplanes go, if the principal walked in we were going to say that we were experimenting with "aerodynamics". The teacher even chunked a paper ball at a kid and hit him in the face.!!!!:lol:
 
Originally posted by Gran Turismo7058
Today, In math. Some kid threw someones pencil. It landed near me and the kid come over to get his pencil. While the teacher was writing the referral, the kid that threw the pencil, said I threw him back the pencil. SO I got a referral, and detetion. But when I came back to class, I farted on the teacher as I walked back to my seat ( I mean it was a loud arse fart ). Everyone laughing at him and he had this," Im innocent " look. ( A Confused Look basicly ):lol: It was friggen Hilerous.
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ahhaaha :lol:
that's hilarious.
 

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