Tools who don't know how to use turn signals need to die

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The worst is the old people who pull out in front of you at the last minute, and then immediatily turn on their turn signals, and proceed to keep them on for 2 miles before their turn while driving half the speed limit.
 
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rear wheel drive owns anything else.

i dont use indicators, you cant see them through the smoke and rubber 😈
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I know your not talking about the Senator because your woman drives that car. So you must be talking about that old Land Cruiser of yours. Didn't you get that problem fixed yet? :p
 
I hate people who drive @ 120 in a phreaking passing lane!!!! My dad was getting pissed off so he floored it, clocked 145k/ph passing this idiot........
 
Originally posted by boombexus


I know your not talking about the Senator because your woman drives that car. So you must be talking about that old Land Cruiser of yours. Didn't you get that problem fixed yet? :p
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nah mate, the cruiser and the commodore went on a deposit for the senator.

there is still the matter of a certain 400ci small block V8 sitting around... ;)
 
If you have issues with folks that eschew the use of the turn indicator. How do you feel about the idiot who doesn't turn the durn thing off...ever.
Nothing like the thrill of a car signalling a right, just before turning left in front of you, from the right hand lane .
Keep drivin' foo' I'm reloading!!!:mad:
 
Every weekday I make the Boston commute. I've noticed a few things.

Observations about driving in Boston Traffic.

1. If the person in the car in front of you is wearing a hat, avoid them. This is refered to as "The pot holder on the head theory".

2. Don't worry about your kid in the back seat throwing cereal. Worry about me, the car behind you.
When you stomp on the brakes to get your kids attention, It causes me stress. Which is not good for you or the kid in the back seat.

3. On the highway, If you are going to cut me off, please step on the accelerator, not the brakes, when you do this.
This allows us all to stay with the flow of traffic. Again, reference back to my stress level.

4. On the street, If you are going to cut me off, look at me.
At least then I know you have seen me, are aware of me and not completely oblivious to my presence.

5. There is a cute little pedal on the floor of your car. It is called the Accelerator. Yes, the one on the right. USE IT!
Going 65 in the PASSING lane is not passing. If you want to drive the speed limit, please stick to the breakdown lane.
(and, yes, we will speed in that lane too)

6. Women and convertibles are a bad combination. Avoid them at all costs.

7. Fix your hair when you arrive at your destination.
If you continue to comb/stylize/adjust/touch/mess with your hair, you're going redo it when the police arrive at the accident YOU caused.

8. While you may be worried about the car in front of you, pay some attention to the car behind you.
That's me. Remember, YOU are the car in front of me.

9. If you see stuffed toys in the back window, keep an eye on the vehicle. If you see stuffed toys on the dash board, give a wide berth.

10. Old guy in expensive car. He's not thinking about the other cars on the road.

11. Traffic will "surge". For no apparent reason. Deal with it.

12. We will pass state police cars that are driving 65. And, Yes, we will be going 75.

13. We will use the breakdown lane. But only at certain times of the day.
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
12. We will pass state police cars that are driving 65. And, Yes, we will be going 75.

13. We will use the breakdown lane. But only at certain times of the day.
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12 > I love how the patrol car suddenlly becomes the official pace car of your commute home, especially when it's going 50 in a 65. Everyone bunches up behind it, I pass it. Morons.

13 > I wish that was lawful in Florida. I know it is in some states, but there better have been an 8 car accident or a detour to perform that trick in FL without a ticket (or a serious bit of road debris will imbed itself in your car).

I think the best way to make sure turn signals get used is to put them in cellphones!
 
i got cut off my an MG convertable one day when i was driving my landcrusier. i switched lanes and pulled up one car infront, to the right of the MG. as the lights went green, i dupmed the clutch and covered the prick in diesel smoke.
 
Originally posted by Der Alta


12. We will pass state police cars that are driving 65. And, Yes, we will be going 75.
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I'm sure it would be like this in Chicago (all of them, not just this one), but we never get going fast enough to find out.
 
All these folks are the reason the LandCruiser didn't come with the (much needed) Rocket Launcher.
 
I've driven in both Boston and New York. I'll never drive in Boston again, at least not in my car.

New Yorkers are maniacs. They will make a right turn across 3 lanes, from the oncoming left turn lane. They will lane-change a 16 foot car into an 18 foot gap at 70 mph. They will floor it to make sure you don't merge in front of them, then lock the brakes to get off at the exit ramp 100 yards farther on.

The thing is, the majority of New Yorkers are good at it. They know to the inch how much space their car needs. They know to the mile an hour how fast they can take an exit. They know what they can get away with.

Boston drivers, on the other hand, simply don't give a crap. Each and every Boston driver behaves as if he/she was the only vehicle on the road. On top of that, they have no clue about car control, for the most part. They saw the wheel and mash the pedals, and trust heaven and the courts to protect them from the consequences...
 

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