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This got mailed to me earlier today, probably been around for ages, but anyway........
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now thats more like it!)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30feet.
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A pigs orgasm lasts 30minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(Im still not over the pig.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
males head off.
(Honey, Im home. What the....?!)
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. Its like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(About that pig...30 minutes...can you imagine??)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity.)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
(Hmmmmmm......)
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
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Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, that could be a good thing....)
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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, theyll live a lot longer.)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
****************************************************************
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now thats more like it!)
****************************************************************
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30feet.
****************************************************************
A pigs orgasm lasts 30minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
****************************************************************
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(Im still not over the pig.)
****************************************************************
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
****************************************************************
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
males head off.
(Honey, Im home. What the....?!)
****************************************************************
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. Its like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(About that pig...30 minutes...can you imagine??)
****************************************************************
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
****************************************************************
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity.)
****************************************************************
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
(Hmmmmmm......)
****************************************************************
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
****************************************************************
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, that could be a good thing....)
****************************************************************
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, theyll live a lot longer.)
****************************************************************
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Great stuff!
