Ugliest fakest looking crapmobiles

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They may drive like a dream but you'll either throw up looking at it or cut yourself on the jagged edges getting into the driver's seat. Post the ugliest standards you can find! I'm mostly talking in terms of rendering, though if you think a car is just ugly by nature feel free to post that as well.
 
Shouldn't you have posted one yourself? Not posting one to start off is like hosting a party, but not being a part of it, unless I can't see the picture or it's an invisimobile.
 
TVR Cerbera Speed 12...
If I could sum this car up in 1 word, it'd be: "Hammer".

It's like driving a hammer around the racetrack it's not a car at all.
It handles like crap. Even with Racing Softs, it has the turning radius of Jupiter.
Not even "mad camber" can help this poor car.
And my GOD, it's ugly. It's like someone vomited on a piece of paper and then just used a stick to fiddle with the vomit to come up with the overall body shape.

That's why I love this car to death and wished it was premium.

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Shouldn't you have posted one yourself? Not posting one to start off is like hosting a party, but not being a part of it, unless I can't see the picture or it's an invisimobile.
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Good point, I just haven't been home and the idea struck me while at the University. I plan on adding some pics later on, promise :)
 
Yeah Speed 12 is one of those cars that I think was mainly prided on being "barely street legal" and a tire-destroyer. Not sure about its legitimacy on the track, I've never seen one race. Am I correct in saying the actual car clocked in at 800some-odd horsepower stock? I'd definitely get some Firestone tires under warranty on that car. :)

And that Hyundai....Jesus. Just...Jesus.

P.S. Dice if you want to trade that Speed12 for something I wouldn't be opposed. I'm a TVR nut myself and would love to own one, it just hasn't UCDed for me yet.
 
I always thought the Speed12 was bespoke and you could have had pretty much whatever bhp you wanted, either it was a crazy ride. (I have one if you wanna trade)

Back on topic it it's abit unfair picking on the standards as being ugly!

I'm gonna post a premium piece of ugliness ;)

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Just reread OP and seen it's specifically for standards! I thought it was just ugly in general!
 
Here's a few I had handy..

Nissan GT-R Concept (Tokyo Motor Show 2001) - note the tail lights, wheel arches, windows and the line where the body colour changes.
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Mitsubishi PAJERO Evolution Rally Raid Car - the window isn't great but the rear wheel arch is terrible which is a shame because at different angles / distances the car can look awesome, the decals for example look really crisp.
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Mazda RX-8 Concept (Type-I) - Windows are pretty bad and the headlights are just awful.
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I don't have any pictures of them right now but I've noticed that a lot of standard convertibles tend to be pretty blocky or badly drawn around the windows / soft top too
 
I don't have anything to post right now, since I don't even like driving the 'standard' cars, (and I use the bumper cam) but I wonder maybe if the premiums weren't so gorgeous, would we even notice the lack of quality on the S cars?
 
Tower Turn 13
Yeah Speed 12 is one of those cars that I think was mainly prided on being "barely street legal" and a tire-destroyer. Not sure about its legitimacy on the track, I've never seen one race. Am I correct in saying the actual car clocked in at 800some-odd horsepower stock? I'd definitely get some Firestone tires under warranty on that car. :)
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:lol: you're correct, the only example of the Speed 12 road car produces over 800hp and had the body of one of the speed 12 race cars for increased rigity..i don't think any tires could help the car unless the tires were made from iron 👍


P.S. Dice if you want to trade that Speed12 for something I wouldn't be opposed. I'm a TVR nut myself and would love to own one, it just hasn't UCDed for me yet.
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I would never trade my TVR, sorry, I love it to death :lol:
 
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I always thought the Speed12 was bespoke and you could have had pretty much whatever bhp you wanted, either it was a crazy ride. (I have one if you wanna trade)

Back on topic it it's abit unfair picking on the standards as being ugly!

I'm gonna post a premium piece of ugliness ;)

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Just reread OP and seen it's specifically for standards! I thought it was just ugly in general!
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Well, you can post ugly premiums. It's okay whatever isn't pleasing to your eye!
 
dice1998
And my GOD, it's ugly. It's like someone vomited on a piece of paper and then just used a stick to fiddle with the vomit to come up with the overall body shape.


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What the... the Speed 12 looks really nice, IMO. But this...





Now that is ugly. :yuck:
 
wainwj
Alot of detail in this actualy, did a check on the number plate and it matches a real Iveco van haha
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haha..... you have too much time on your hands 20 laps on the nordshliefe in a stock midget is your punishment....
 
This car is great to drive, but look at the friggin' exhausts!
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It looks like the wheels have more detail than the actual car. :dunce:
 
Huh, I didn't even recognize the car. Looks particularly more appealing in real life. Still quite hideous relative to most others, though.

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The headlights certainly don't look so jagged, jutting, protrusive, and offensive on the real car as they do on the GT5 model...

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Wait, wait, is that the...front? Or the back...

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