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I am gonna tell a joke about football the type uk and the rest of europe wait the world barring the united states watch

why do you think brazilians have such a high population????

because they can lob seaman from 30 yards!!!!!!!

this joke is for people who watched the world cup
 
Sorry, call me thick, but I don't get it. I mean. I know who Seaman is (semen?? lol) and I know Brazil has a big population, but what is the punch line?
 
Seaman is the goalkeeper for England. (and Arsenal, but we won't talk about them.)

And the Brazillians knocked us out of the world cup with a freekick that was "lobbed" over his head....


Either it was the best taken place kick of the comp, or it was the biggest fluke. The public house jury is still out on that one.
 
The almost got the same kick on Germany in the final, but caught the post, so I'd say it was more skill than a fluke. Plus since they won the world cup, I'd give them the benefit of the doubt. ;)
 
ok guy's one for you!

70 ways to make a woman happy..........................
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69 and shopping!

:))
 
Originally posted by bird2rock
ok guy's one for you!

70 ways to make a woman happy..........................
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69 and shopping!

:))


OMG!

That is GOOD! ;)

Wonder how many will get it?
 
Dirty... dirty...

[marquee]:rotfl:[/marquee]

(boom: who wouldn't get it?) ;)
 
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