Un-Edited Competition - Week 99 - CLOSED

[Smallhorses]

I attract girls.

...because you're sparkly?

 

[Eric Demory]

...because you're sparkly?

I've got bling without wearing any accessories. My body's the sparkle, the shine.

 

[Korza]

I've got bling without wearing any accessories. My body's the sparkle, the shine.

Stop fooling yourself...

 

[Smallhorses]

I've got bling without wearing any accessories. My body's the sparkle, the shine.

Smearing yourself in suntan oil and glitter doesn't count.

We see you...

 

[Eric Demory]

Smearing yourself in suntan oil and glitter doesn't count.

We see you...

You can see my glare from across the Atlantic. I've got more chins than Chinatown.

 

[SVX]

Closed.