Useless Poll: How do you take your coffee?

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How do you take your coffee?

  • Black

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Tons of Sugar

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Tons of Sweet n Low

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • A little of both Sugar/Sweet n Low

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • A little of one or the other. (What was this option for, Magic?)

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Made by Professionals such as Starbucks. (cause I don't mind spending 10 bucks on coffee.)

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • I prefer to wear mine on all my white, or light colored shirts.

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Coffee sucks! I hate coffee, and this poll.

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • I've had so much coffee I swear I am seeing the same Avatar in every thread I go in.

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Other.

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Cream but NO sugar.

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Cream AND sugar (eh, and what happened here, Magic?)

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Total voters
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Not all threads, but a good amount, have been focused lately on real serious issues. I feel its my job to mix it up a little, with something completey useless, but interesting.

I came up with a theory, maybe members are drinking a little to much coffee, and therefore a bit wired.

So here it is, from the maker of the "Do you like corn dogs?" poll, comes, "How do you take your coffee?"

Oh, I'll make this a mutiple choice type poll. Click as many as you like.
 
When I actually drink coffee its two to three sugar cubes and two heaping teaspoons of creamer.
Sort of like me, dark, but not too dark, sweet (at least that's what my wife says), but not too sweet.
 
Yes, Magic, you appeared not to have included any milk/cream options.

For the record:
VERY STRONG
A fair amount of milk.
One sugar.

I actually like the consistent ingredients of two cups of coffee, but with only one cup of water.
 
Early morning = Black and strong like pavement.

Midday = cream and sugar with ice.

Evening = small doses slightly warm black.

That's when I do drink coffee. Usually I stick with NoDoz and water.

On the other hand, my wife drinks it slightly darker than normal, with heavy cream and 2 spoons of sugar. I make it first thing in the morning for her.

What?! I missed the "Corn dogs" poll?

AO
 
I'm a morning-coffee person. I like it "strong like bool", with a couple healthy sugars in it, but no fake soy milk powder substitutes to pollute it, thank you.

I usually put about as much coffee (fresh ground, espresso beans or French Roast) in a 4-cup pot as most people put in a 10-cupper.
 
Where's the option for cream AND sugar? I like my coffee with lots of cream, and just a touch of sugar.
 
I rarely drink coffee, but when i do it's either at Starbucks or at home with a lot of sugar, and maybe some, cream, or a little milk if there is no cream.
 
Originally posted by Giancarlo
I rarely drink coffee, but when i do it's either at Starbucks or at home with a lot of sugar, and maybe some, cream, or a little milk if there is no cream.
I've just decided that I hate you.. I wanna live next to a Starbucks too :scared:

Ohh well... Found someone who just might be able to help me out ;)
 
Originally posted by Flerbizky
I've just decided that I hate you.. I wanna live next to a Starbucks too :scared:

Well, not next to, per se, but about a quarter mile away from. :)
 
Originally posted by Giancarlo
Well, not next to, per se, but about a quarter mile away from. :)
So you're only 10 seconds away :D .... I envy you. I love *bucks' coffee.....
 
I don't care.. Their coffee is good.. Have 'em slap a shot of espresso into your regular and I won't ask for more :trouble:
 
I like starbucks, but there's no way I'm gonna pay 5 dollars for a cup of coffee. I could go somewhere and get a meal WITH coffee for that much.
 
I either drink coffee from Starbucks, or from Gloria Jean's. I absolutely love Cafe Angelica from Gloria Jean's.:drool: It smells sooo damn good, and tastes even better.👍

Cream but NO sugar.
 
AAaaaahhhh!!!! GLORIA JEANS?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

That's not even coffee. Flavored coffee is for people who ought to be drinking hot cocoa or tea. And if you knew all the chemicals that those artificial flavors are made of you might think twice.
 
Originally posted by milefile
What's the rolleyes smiley for?
Take a wild guess... Of course you can tell I never had good coffee because I like Starbucks. Did I ever, even remotely, anywhere in my post, say it was the best coffee I ever had ?.... All I said was that I like their regular with a shot of espresso, and suddenly I don't know good coffee ?.......
 
Originally posted by Flerbizky
...and suddenly I don't know good coffee ?.......
If you think Starbucks is good... I just don't know what else to say.

Well, maybe we can call Starbucks "good". But that's it. And I'm more inclined to call it mediocre. Just take some Folgers and burn the crap out of it before you brew it.

They also have this cool trick to get rid of old stock and raise the price while they do it. Aged Sumatra. Heh. That's a good one. Doesn't anyone notice it tastes like supermarket coffee from a can? That would be because it's very old, um, I mean, aged, hence more expensive.

Like I said, the Microsoft of coffee.
 
Originally posted by milefile
AAaaaahhhh!!!! GLORIA JEANS?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

That's not even coffee. Flavored coffee is for people who ought to be drinking hot cocoa or tea. And if you knew all the chemicals that those artificial flavors are made of you might think twice.

What's wrong with Gloria Jean's?:confused:
I love flavored coffee. It's much better than that ground ass, or dirt, or whatever 'normal' coffee is made out of.

Why don't you tell us what you drink, or what you think is good, instead of putting down everything we like?:rolleyes:
 
Okay. You asked.

The best specialty coffee I know of Seattles Best Coffee (and various local places I've encountered in Chicago, San Francisco, and Scottsdale). Yeah the name is stupid. They were originally called Stewart Brothers Coffee. They had all their cups printed up with SBC. Then the Chicago based Stewarts Coffee (in the plaid can) sued and they had to change the name. All the cups said SBC and that year they were voted Seattles best coffee. The name stuck.

There are two important things in the caliber of coffee. The beans and the roast. The only beans worth jack are arabica. Everybody knows that. The thing that can make arabica beans into great coffee, or ruin them, is the roasting. Believe it or not this is an art. I call Starbucks Charbucks because they over-roast their beans, burn them black. Then they convince their customers that this is the one correctway to roast coffee, which is BS. In fact there is a very point at which the roasting has brought the flavor of the beans out to it's fullest. Stop the roasting too soon (like most supermarket coffee) and the coffee will be bitter and acidic. Burn it like Starbucks and the roast comes through more than the flavor of the beans. Each type of coffee (country of origin, even plantation of origin) has it's own properties and needs to be hand roasted; that only means there needs to be somebody there deciding what to do and when. This can be done on a large scale, to a certain extent, and not the extent to which Starbucks does it. They are completely mechanized. No care goes into it.

A good cup of coffee should literally explode with coffee flavor in your mouth. You should be able to taste the body, the acidity, the flavor, and there needs to be a fragrant aroma. These things are unique to each coffee variety or blend. The difference is in the taste, not the company's image.

Good coffee can also be ruined in the brewing. No popular home coffee maker is capable of brewing coffee well. For my morning coffee I use a Mellita #4 filter and water boiled in a tea kettle, brewed into a stainless carafe, which I bring to work with me. Water temperature is key. Most people don't use hot enough water. It should be at least 190. When I'm feeling more liesurely or when I'm camping I use a french press/plunger pot. Some people don't like getting grounds in their mouths though. You also shouldn't ground the beans until you're ready to make coffee. And they should be ground for the brewing method you're using.

Unfortunately I can't afford to drink specialty coffee every day so I buy a brand called Don Francisco. It comes from the supermarket and is just barely good enough.

I know a lot about coffee because I used to work in the business. I roasted at a small cafe in Chicago that roasted it's own beans, and I have worked for both Starbucks and Seattles Best Coffee in a management and training capacity (yes, I taught people how to make coffee and espresso). I have toured the roasting plants of both companies and spent time at both company's corporate headquaters. Starbucks may as well be a bank. They are all about world domination. SBC was about coffee and it's perfection. The roasting plant is on Vashon island and I would love to work there.

SBC makes flavored coffee but only sells it at a few locations. I saw how they make that crap. They put the beans in a big roller and add chemicals from a 55 gallon drum over the course of a few days. It'll make your eyes water. If you must flavor your coffee use a syrup like Torani or Monin after it's brewed.

If you like Starbucks and that burnt flavor, try Peets. It's better. The only superior about Starbucks is marketing and expansion.
 
Ok, cute editing of my poll, whoever did it.

I said, I made this poll before I had my coffee. Some things slipped my mind. Oh and by the way, its not suppose to read "cause you have to pay 10 bucks for really good coffee." It is suppose to be "cause I don't mind spending 10 bucks on coffee."
 
Originally posted by milefile
Okay. You asked.

<Snipped a lot>
Wow...


I still like Starbucks though... But you're right.. SBC is better...

But - If you knew what coffee we get here in Denmark, and what we PAY, I'm sure you'd agree that Starbucks is a bit above ok.......
 
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