Weapons?

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What would you choose (read scenario below)

  • Knife

    Votes: 5 10.6%

  • Sword

    Votes: 9 19.1%

  • Brass knuckles

    Votes: 5 10.6%

  • Taizer

    Votes: 4 8.5%

  • Other

    Votes: 24 51.1%
  • Total voters
    47
Jpec07

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Ok, I checked beforehand and am pretty sure this is in the acceptable use policy. Ok, here's the question:
You walk down a dark alley at night, and all of the sudden someone jumps at you. You pull your gun, but it gets knocked out of your hand. You reach into your mysterious cartoon pocket that can yield any item imaginable, and pull out what? Question's simple as that.
 
Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
btw what made you make a thread like this?
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You'd never believe it, but I got so bored today that I started slicing up a cardboard box with a metal yardstick. This got me thinking what would be best in that kind of situation, and so I posted this question. I guess it could be considdered blatant curiosity...
 
Originally posted by Jpec07
Ok, I checked beforehand and am pretty sure this is in the acceptable use policy. Ok, here's the question:
You walk down a dark alley at night, and all of the sudden someone jumps at you. You pull your gun, but it gets knocked out of your hand. You reach into your mysterious cartoon pocket that can yield any item imaginable, and pull out what? Question's simple as that.
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If you are paranoid enuff or smart enuff to be carrying one gun, why not two?
You can special order most pistols with ambidextrious safeties.
 
Other - The S&W 910S

If I was carrying either the 910S or the 1911, I'd be carrying both, and I'd pull the 1911 first since it has more power, so if I dropped it or ran out of ammo, I'd pull the 910S.

Hoho, I can take a relatively short answer post and turn it into something long that will most likely scare someone.
 
Hmmm...probably an M16. I've shot multiple models and the Aussie model is the best and I would really love to see some poor sap mess with me then. :)
 
How big is this pocket? If it's like suitcase size...I'd take out one of the Mazda Suitcase cars and drive off. That's what I'd do.

If it's smaller, I'd pull out a cell phone, start running away, and call the cops.
 
Originally posted by Ghost C
Other - The S&W 910S

If I was carrying either the 910S or the 1911, I'd be carrying both, and I'd pull the 1911 first since it has more power, so if I dropped it or ran out of ammo, I'd pull the 910S.

Hoho, I can take a relatively short answer post and turn it into something long that will most likely scare someone.
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What, with your glorification of gangs, homie collection, and nerdy fascination with guns, I'd say you're a pretty strange person.
 
Originally posted by MazKid
How big is this pocket? If it's like suitcase size...I'd take out one of the Mazda Suitcase cars and drive off. That's what I'd do.

If it's smaller, I'd pull out a cell phone, start running away, and call the cops.
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It's a cartoon pocket. It's normal cargo-pant size but you can pull an airplane out of it...
 
I've been more sucessful in running over my enemies in Vice City with an automobile than anyother weapon, so I'll have to go with a car.
 
i put sword cuz wouldnt it be bad ass to just slice some1's legs off?

for other consider a chainsaw
 
Taser - if the guy's close enough to knock the gun out of your hand, you're not going to have enough room to get a large weapon out to swing, and you're going to need instant results. Once he's on the ground after being tasered, you can start kicking, and then more tasering to inappropriate areas...

Mmmm...barbeque...
 
Why not get two imaginary pockets. That way, you can pull, Ebony and Ivory (Dante's guns from Devil May Cry) or two enforcers (two kick ass pistols from Unreal T.). The last one will sure make a hole the size of his hand in his head.
 

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