Weirdest dream's you have had

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What are the weirdest dreams you have had.


just last night I had a dream about saddam hussan Killing people and he was putting people on toast with peanut butter and eating them. I almost got eated but I pointed infrnt of me and said look over there and he turned around so I ran off, then at the end of the dream he was about to eat me but I woke up.


I also had a dream with lots of monsters every where and they were driving normal size cars but they were like 20m's tall. In the end of the dream I got shot by a man and I asked my mum what's going to happen to me?(Obviosly I would die or get badly hurt)
 
Originally posted by radicool02
. . . I almost got eated . . .
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Oh my, back to grammar school for you.

Weird dreams are all to common for me.

What's weird to me is if a dream makes complete sense.
 
my wierdest....

well i was a manager of a local mcdonalds and from there i somehow got to be a astronaut as the rocket was powered by the grease used from the oven and chips etc.

i woke up and slapped myself in the face "DAMN IT have a normal dream you stupid brain"
 
Originally posted by millencolin
my wierdest....

well i was a manager of a local mcdonalds and from there i somehow got to be a astronaut as the rocket was powered by the grease used from the oven and chips etc.
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:lol::lol: :lol: Classic!
 
I had a out of body rendez vous with the holy ghost and he told me (w. HAL9000 voice) "Oh, hello David. I am very sorry but you cannot go to another world in this life. Please try again in your next."
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
Oh my, back to grammar school for you.

Weird dreams are all to common for me.
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Oops. That was a mistake.
 
Last night I dreamt that I drove into the school parking lot with the 1812 Overture blasting :odd:
 
I rarely dream. But when I do.. it's all crap. 👍
Such as :

1) Driving a car naked and I'm unable to control to car. It usually ends up in the sewers, I drown and finally die.

2) Loads of guns and explosions, if I remember correctly it was like an action movie-scene, and I was driving a Lamborghini Diablo SV. The car got totalled, I was shot in the chest but amazingly (yeah) not dead.

3) Mountainbiking down a steep road, which looks like a ramp, and I fly straight into unknown territory which looks like a cage. Infested with tiny evil monkeys and lions which rip my arms off. I bit off one monkey from my arm and ran away.

Wierd.
 
Those latenighte acid trips are really killing some of you.

Nothing special from me. Unless I'm dreaming right now, in which case that is pretty ****ing weird.
 
Sleep posting, eh? Might wanna get that checked out.
 
Most of my posts are done whilst I'm technically asleep. 12 of them have been made while I was technically dead.

Freaky, eh?
 
I had a dream back when I was little that dinosaurs were negotiating something with my parents in our drive way, and wheneve I went outside they would chase me.

Also there was this one were a midget shot me in the head outside of a bank in SF when I was with one of my friends.

The most recent wierd one was when I ran into my garage and my kart wasn't there. It was sooo sooo real and me and my dad were all freaking out and s**t. It was so real I was even stressed when I woke up but then I realized I was at my cabin. Strange stuff.
 
Maybe my whole life is a dream and when I die I will wake up! That could be a weird dream.
 
Weirdest one:

-Having trouble moving myself. Feels like muscles are too damn stiff

Coolest ones:

-The ones in which I am able to lift of the ground and fly. It feels so natural.

Scariest one:

-The one in which I was on the garden of my other house, and suddenly see a plane crashing and coming towards me. I quickly try to go to the opposite side of the house, the living room, and see another plane coming towards me. I return to the garden, and cover myself as the two planes collide in the same place I am. Everything turns in to a melting crap.

-That one in which I was in the patio with my relatives, and see a plane crashing down. Then everybody takes cover and then I see the plane explode far away, but this explosion is so big, that it practically knocks me out. I still heard the explosion seconds after I woke up.
 
It's weird thinking about that kind of stuff...another is like what is beyond our universe, and beyond that, and beyond that...It goes on forever, which is a really hard concept to grasp. Some might say it's a mirror of itself but then what is beyond the mirror?


Tercel I have those same dreams about the planes. I'll be at my school and I see a plane coming over the hill and then it's just like BOOOOOMMMMM and every one is all screaming and stuff. It's sooo real too.

I had another dream like that once. I was at the Santa Cruz beach boardwalk and I was watching the log drop ride but one of the logs went to fast and flew off right where the drop is. Really realistic and vivid.:scared:
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Most of my posts are done whilst I'm technically asleep. 12 of them have been made while I was technically dead.

Freaky, eh?
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Freaky indeed. :eek:
 
I seem to go months at a time with no dreams (or at least none that I remember) and then have one week with a string of really weird dreams. I am about due, but I can remember a few of my most strange ones from previous episodes:

One of the most fun was that I got really annoyed at a party, so I left and drove away at full speed in a hummer (an old one, not an H2).

I had a really long one (or maybe it was normal length but I just remember more of it) about a month ago that would take a page to write all the details. It was about a "mad bomber" who was going to strike again at my school and in the end it turned out to be my brother. There was also an unrelated but very weird part in the middle involving Visual Basic and the Lord of the Rings...I have NO IDEA where that came from.

Another fun one (but a while back) was that I saw Osama in a parade and tackled him to the ground.

One of the scariest weird ones was about a year ago. I work at a pool store in real life and in the dream, I found out from one of my friends that the chemicals we sold caused a disease of some sort.

Haven't had any good, bad, or weird dreams in about a month, so I say I'm overdue.
 
One of the most odd dreams I've had is one a few years ago where I was going through a normal day, except I was nude :confused:

But by far the scariest dream I had was when I was in the passenger seat of my dad's car, and some woman that I didn't know was driving. So we were going along a highway bridge when suddenly she veers off to the side, plowing through the barrier. We start going down and I'm scared out of my mind since I see that this is a 200 ft drop, while the woman in a perfectly calm voice says "oops, sorry". When we almost hit, I woke up, realising that I was scared ****less. Very vivid dream.
 
I'm a light sleeper and I rarely ever dream. My weirdest ever was the falling dream...but I hit the ground :odd:. I think something startled me at the same time because the moment I hit the ground in the dream, my arm slammed the mattress and my leg kicked out. That was the freaky part :p. The funny thing is, is that I've had the same dream before with the same results. It's like once every 2nd year or something.

To go with the light sleeper thing, we were staying at a hotel and my bro & I had to share the bed. I was on the side furthest from the alarm clock. I'm so used to turning around and slapping my alarm clock when it starts beeping that well...I smacked my brother hard :lol:. Needless to say, he beat the crap out of me for that one.
 
I had a dream that this guy was trying to kill me... he had this brown hat, a chrismas sweater type thing and these like razor fingers... and there were these girls singing this song kinda went like... 1,2.. freddy's commin for you

idk i usually dont have dreams that i remember... the only times i do remember them is one someone is involved in my life and make me not happy before i go to bed.
 
Man, I remember when I was a kid, probably 10 or 11, I had this dream where I was walking into this mall.

Thinking back, I assume it was closed because it was just me. But the lights were on. Then I went to the toy section, where I think any 10 yr old would go, and went straight for the toy cars.

So I was playing with them (the toy cars), enjoying everything, then out of nowhere came this real huge, red-eyed, 3-horned, Man-Cow on rollerskates! I remember him having some weapon with him, like a spiked, baseball bat or a 2x4. Can't remember too clearly. Anyways, he chased me all around the mall and I remember screaming like a castrated-pig while I was running for my dear life.

It kind of ended abruptly because my mother woke me up for school. For some reason I can't forget that dream. Freaky stuff.

:cheers:
 
I alway's have really weird dream's when I'm going to be sick the next day. I remember in one of them I was playing a game with a friend and we were running around and there were chairs every where and I went to hide in a lake and in the lake were fish made of alfoil:irked:
 
I cant remember the last weird dream I've had so I'll just say the dream I had last night. It involved me, a friend, and his girlfriend. I finally got to met them in person and everything was going well til they started fighting. I felt that I was putting a wedge between them cuz I think she was falling for me so I decided to leave. They came and told me not to leave and I said ok. Something happened so my friend had to leave (I think to go get something. *shrugs*) and the dream ended with me and his girl doing it. :odd: :D
 
i had a dream that i was getting chased by this crazy guy at kangaroo point cliffs, which are sort of near my house. anywayz i tripped over and fell off the cliff, when in fact i fell out of bed at the same time. dreams are wierd when things like that happen. ive fallen out of bed before but usually im not dreaming
 
Originally posted by Viper_Maniac
I cant remember the last weird dream I've had so I'll just say the dream I had last night. It involved me, a friend, and his girlfriend. I finally got to met them in person and everything was going well til they started fighting. I felt that I was putting a wedge between them cuz I think she was falling for me so I decided to leave. They came and told me not to leave and I said ok. Something happened so my friend had to leave (I think to go get something. *shrugs*) and the dream ended with me and his girl doing it. :odd: :D
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some friend you are :p
 
Have you ever dreamed you are 007? I have. Everytime I see a 007 movie. My dreams are brought on by the stuff I do that day. My dreams are generally weird and their are too many to explain.
 
my dreams are the craziest ones its something exactly compared to the video from the movie the ring with the shapes and ladders and how it makes no sense except i have nightmares about shapes and stuff and me being stuck and cant get anywhere.... CRAZY if you as me :(
 
i had a dream where this guy grabbed be around the neck from behind so i swung a punch, i swung a hard punch for real and hit my bed head (that hurt)
 
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