What does a car say about its driver?

[sumbrownkid]

Thank god that truck eats Prius lol.

The Prius is not a bad car actually. It's well built, efficient, comfortable. Hollywood ruined it for me though.

And hipsters.

 

[ilikewaffles11]

Remember the Great Depression?

I caused it. But hey check out the chrome!

Pontiac Solstice.

I'm a bit confused as to what a sports car truly is, I think I got it right?

Ferrari Enzo

 

[GTMail]

Remember the Great Depression?

I caused it. But hey check out the chrome!

Pontiac Solstice.

I'm a 35-50 year old woman who wants a "sportscar" but I can't afford anything nicer or faster. Funny thing is I have basically this same car.

 

[sumbrownkid]

Lol GTMail nailed the Solstice. At least that's what most Solstice drivers are in Florida.

Ferrari Enzo: I think I'm cool because I know this car is really called Ferrari Enzo Ferrari. And it matches my Puma shoes so people can know how much of a cock I am.

Aston Martin DB6.

 

[E28]

??????

What is that ?

Google is your friend. Seriously, that is one of the most pointless posts I've seen for a while. Either look it up or don't post...

Aston Martin DB6

I wanted a DB5 but it was too expensive, and this one's slightly better anyway.

Range Rover Evoque Coupe

 

[GTMail]

Range Rover Evoque Coupe

I'm a wife of 2. I care about what everyone thinks of me. Image is everything. I will also never go off-road because I don't want to scratch my chrome 24s.

Audi S4-eek

 

[Swara]

I'm a wife of 2. I care about what everyone thinks of me. Image is everything. I will also never go off-road because I don't want to scratch my chrome 24s.

Audi S4-eek

I can't afford an RS4 so I get this.

Chevrolet Camaro SS

 

[Slash]

I can't afford an RS4 so I get this.

Chevrolet Camaro SS

Muscle car fanboi

1991 Vector W8 Twin Turbo (wish this was in GT5)

 

[sumbrownkid]

Already did a Vecter W8.

 

[zodicus]

Mid-life crisis, single, no kids. Wanted a fast car that looks expensive so people think i was successful.

Toyota MR2

Hey.... I have a WRX i was 23 and just had a kid, It was replacing the 91 mustang 5.0 as the familly car. I do have a mullet and listen to techno and heavy metal in my WRX with my mullet and kid, stick that in youre stereotype pipe and smoke it. lol

 

[Swara]

Muscle car fanboi

1991 Vector W8 Twin Turbo (wish this was in GT5)

I can't afford a Lamborghini Diablo, so I got this wannabe Lamborghini.

Alfa Romeo Spyder.

 

[1241Penguin]

Fail.

A Vector W8 costed ~$450,000 USD when it was new. A new Diablo (depending on it's model) costed barely half of that.

Overused joke is overused. Please do some research.

 

[peter_vod69]

So it's a Hipster Diablo then?

AAAAAAAAANYWAY

Porsche 924

 

[GTMail]

I can't afford an RS4 so I get this.

RS4 hasn't even hit showrooms yet... I was expecting something somewhat funny.

 

[astrosdude91]

So it's a Hipster Diablo then?

AAAAAAAAANYWAY

Porsche 924

Everybody thinks it's a 944. I don't correct them anymore...

 

[Murcie_LP640]

So it's a Hipster Diablo then?

AAAAAAAAANYWAY

Porsche 924

Yeah, I have a Porsche. So effing cool...if only it didn't have the engine from a Audi 100.

Subaru Liberty B4 Blitzen

 

[GTMail]

So where were you in 2006 when the B7 did?

Driving my yellow RS4. That was 6 years ago. I obviously couldn't live with a yellow car that got about 12 mpg anymore.

 

[Murcie_LP640]

Yeah, I realised you were referring to the new model.

 

[TheCracker]

Subaru Liberty B4 Blitzen

I live in Japan.

Lexus IS200

 

[Blitz187]

I live in Japan.

Lexus IS200

Can't afford an IS-F or LF-A, so got the next best thing!


Carrera GT

 

[sumbrownkid]

I think we should cut the I can't afford this or that car joke.

Carrera GT: I wanted an extraordinary Porsche with the most ordinary name on it.

SEAT Ibiza.

 

[TheCracker]

SEAT Ibiza.

I wanted a VW Polo, but couldn't afford one.

Mazda 6

 

[DaxCobra]

I think we should cut the I can't afford this or that car joke.


SEAT Ibiza.

I wanted a VW Polo, but couldn't afford one.

Really stupid now. Just pointless posts.

"I bought this because my penis is small."

"I couldn't afford this."

Please put some thought into your posts or don't post at all.

 

[sumbrownkid]

Lets try this again shall we?

Audi R8 5.2

 

[TheCracker]

Audi R8 5.2

I bought this over the R8 4.2 to make up for what i lack in the trouser dept.

Maserati Biturbo

 

[sumbrownkid]

I bought this over the R8 4.2 to make up for what i lack in the trouser dept.

Maserati Biturbo

I'm original, so I keep making "can't afford" or "trouser size" jokes to be cool.

Isuzu Rodeo.

 

[TheCracker]

Isuzu Rodeo.

I really wanted a Vauxhall Frontera but i couldn't afford small trousers.

Robin Reliant

 

[DaxCobra]

I really wanted a Vauxhall Frontera but i couldn't afford small trousers.

Robin Reliant

I smell troll.

 

[Ibonibo]

ROBIN:

Who stole my fourth wheel?

Ohh wait a minute....


Mazda Rx-8

 

[DaxCobra]

ROBIN:

Who stole my fourth wheel?

Ohh wait a minute....


Mazda Rx-8

I'm into cars and what I lack in torque I gain high up the revvs.

Also, I don't care for the depreciation.