What does a car say about its driver?

[Badasp5.0]

Baby boomer retiree.

 

[AudiMan2011]

Hipster.

Early 90's Lexus GS300

I'm a retired investment banker with a interest in playing golf.

Next: MGB GT V8

 

[Roger the Horse]

Elderly man who doesn't like to get wet.

 

[Slash]

I wanted a bricknose Ford 4x4 but couldn't find one in my price range where I was satisfied with it's condition. This will have to do until I can.

To follow up...a bricknose diesel Ford.

 

[Badasp5.0]

I couldn't afford a new powerstroke Ford so this will do.

 

[Slash]

I like to pull my 5th wheel camper for my family, and prefer the modern designs and fuel efficiency but can't argue against the toughness of it's predecessors.

1979 F250 Ranger 460

 

[tpark103]

I like to pull my 5th wheel camper for my family, and prefer the modern designs and fuel efficiency but can't argue against the toughness of it's predecessors. 1979 F250 Ranger 460

Horses, hens, and cows (feeding-retrieving eggs-milking) before 6:00am. That's how we start the day.

2014 S-Class Coupe

 

[Roger the Horse]

Howdy y'all, let's head down to that there steak house and get ourselves some steak!

Look at my watch! MY WATCH WANTS TO INTIMIDATE YOU! YOU ARE INTIMIDATED!

(Actually, I'm not. I just think you're an idiot.)

 

[Sage Ages]

1960s Pedophile.

 

[Slash]

You just won this thread.

 

[Roger the Horse]

I work a dangerous job, but the wages are high enough that I moved to the middle of the outback to work it.

 

[Sage Ages]

A hippie that wants an AWD Volkswagen.

 

[Darla Starch]

I'm slightly dull.

Toyota Echo

 

[SlipZtrEm]

Mazda 626

I'm either a really poor inner-city drug dealer, or a really rich NFL player.

Toyota Echo

Hatch: Even as a Canadian, I have limits to how polite I can be. The Echo sedan was an aesthetic crime too far.

Sedan: HERP DERP.

 

[Doog]

*M5 Wagon*

I spend more time belittling others for not liking wagons and boasting about my M5 on Jalopnik than actually driving it.

 

[Bo]

I think this is actually a style and makes my car look so cool

 

[RDF97]

I like to show off in anyway I can and I don't care what you think.

 

[JMoney]

I'm a man who wants to show off his wealth in the form of impractical doors.

 

[nk4e]

Because it is a thing and I wanna be apart of that thing.

 

[Roger the Horse]

I like to meditate on pointlessness.

While drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking 50 fags a day, of course.

 

[Bo]

*slammed nissan*
I am completely oblivious to the massive attention I am currently getting

 

[Roger the Horse]

This is the only car I could afford.

 

[Sage Ages]

Lanos: "It was in Pineapple Express. That makes it cool, right?"
Beetle: A hipster than can't decide what car he wants.

 

[Darla Starch]

Bring on the zombies.

Chevrolet Spark.

 

[MadMike32]

I either live in a big city, or am a young woman with an obsession in pink things.

Nismo 370Z

Edit: Wrong Chevy [Electricity]

 

[sparkytooth]

^ Wannabe race boy that couldn't afford a GTR.

I want people to make fun of my favorite machine so here's the Lexus LFA

 

[AudiMan2011]

I don't want a Ferrari, Lamborghini or McLaren and instead want a stupidly overpriced Supra with a rubbish badge. I'm also obsessed with attention to detail.

 

[sparkytooth]

Don't forget the exhaust note

Anyway:

I dunno what this is but I couldn't afford a real X5.

The Killer Fish Boat:

 

[AudiMan2011]

Now where's that pesky 911?

 

[sparkytooth]

I think it's a mini Ferrari and therefore I am fast.

Get creative with this one kids: