What does a car say about its driver?

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I'm not afraid to die, in fact, some people seem to think I want to!

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Corolla: I know a thing or two about cars, I'm Very local to Toyota and have never had a problem with them. I care somewhat about practicality and looks but I have no problem with how the last one drive so this should be OK. I'm a lot of people.

Nissan above: I was Frozen in the 90s, just came out and bought this amazing ride for a sweet price
BMW 850CSi
 
I'm probably a rich "feminine hygeine product". Also, fanny packs are gonna be a MAJOR thing forever.

Now up:
Dodge Shadow
 
I'm a 16 year old girl who just got her permit.

1985 Oldsmobile Delta 88:

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I don't care about my safety, this car is cheap and thats all I care about

Next: Ram 1500.
 
Ram 1500
I need a truck, but want a Chrysler 300

TVR Typhon
 
I don't need ABS, Traction Control or any other 🤬 I don't even need a radio cause I have one under my bonnet!

Saab 96 2-stroke
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They're much, much cooler than you are.

Because being insulted once wasn't enough:

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"I'm a smug person and bought this car because I think I'm better than everyone else by saving the environment."

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No, I mean I don't get the joke at all. Is he calling me a dead horse for the opinion I gave?
 
sparkytooth
You didn't get the joke didn't you :ouch:?
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Um, yeah! I know it's a joke, but don't know what exact joke. As a matter of fact, it felt more like an insult.
 
Ever heard of beating on a dead horse:-)
 
Conbon14
Ever heard of beating on a dead horse:-)
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Nope, sparky already explained it to me though.
There's probably a million well-known phrases, jokes, or quotes that I don't even know about. Because I never really care to look them all up.
 
RandomCarGuy17
*Mustang GT*
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"Everybody look at how rich and awesome I am! This baby is the king of the road, b:censored:s!"
-former high school football star in the middle of a mid-life crisis.


Lotus Exige V6
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MadMike32
Lotus Exige V6
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"Everybody look at how rich and awesome I am! This baby is the king of the road, b:censored:s!"


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Slashfan
"Everybody look at how rich and awesome I am! This baby is the king of the road, b:censored:s!"
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Hey, at least with the Exige, the guy who's driving it actually knows how to drive. That, or he's about to crash it. The new Mustang is usually the domain of people who think they know how to drive fast cars, at least around here. You can't be an idiot when you're at the wheel of a Lotus, or the car will try to murder you.

As for the Maverick:
Unlike the guy who bought the Mustang, I have a bit of taste and no delusions of grandeur. And my car actually has a soul.

Audi Quattro
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I felt like doing a TG Audi joke, but I won't since it's the Quattro.
"I bought this car because I thought it would be fun to drive in the snow for being a rally car for the public."

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MadMike32
Hey, at least with the Exige, the guy who's driving it actually knows how to drive. That, or he's about to crash it. The new Mustang is usually the domain of people who think they know how to drive fast cars, at least around here. You can't be an idiot when you're at the wheel of a Lotus, or the car will try to murder you.

As for the Maverick:
Unlike the guy who bought the Mustang, I have a bit of taste and no delusions of grandeur. And my car actually has a soul.
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Here we go with the idiotic stereotypes again...
 
sparkytooth
I already explained it to him.

Kids these days :rolleyes:
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Technically, I'm a young adult for being 19 years old, but I am I kid at heart. So, yeah. :lol:

So, is anyone actually going to write something about my Cossie?
 
Since when have people in a lotus been considered "king of the road" :haha:
 

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