What does a car say about its driver?

[Gotbeefboy564]

stickers make me go faste

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I think the stickers were for a rally.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Me and 5 friends are off to save the earth and 2 Priuses would consume too much fossil fuel.

"riced out" 1992 Ford Taurus:

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

They don't accept me at the import shows.


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[Gotbeefboy564]

I'm bad at trying to photoshop my Lincoln

C63 AMG black

 

[Sage Ages]

🤬 you, I'm a doctor.

 

[BerettaGTZ]

"I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome."

 

[RVDNuT374]

🤬 you, I'm a doctor.

My car is as square (boring) as me, but it'll last nearly forever.

1969 Chevrolet Chevelle Station Wagon:

 

[Darla Starch]

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

NEXT: Chevrolet Captiva

 

[Fastcarguy]

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

NEXT: Chevrolet Captiva

You know what? I just wanted something that was plain, boring and looks like every other crossover.


2015 Ferd Mustang

 

[Sage Ages]

"Look at me! I have a muscle car!"

 

[AudiMan2011]

"I'm gangsta' dawg."

 

[CSMDuty11]

"I'm gangsta' dawg."

"Who needs petrol?... Oh wait..."

I know the words that this thing would say about a driver...

 

[Slash]

"Who needs petrol?... Oh wait..."

I know the words that this thing would say about a driver...

I'm a teenage girl and this is my first car and I loooooooveeeeeeee it

 

[Turtle]

I'm a teenage girl and this is my first car and I loooooooveeeeeeee it



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I love Deadpool.

 

[Sage Ages]

"I can't afford wheels or coilovers yet, but when I do, it's gonna be hellaflush as ****."

 

[GranTurismo916]

"*Puts hellaflush and JDM stickers all over windows* Brah, check out my new stickers and fart can. Adds 100 horses."

 

[Legro]

It's a sport car, even if I probably only drive it in a city...

 

[Scaniabebe]

"But a Scania, that's the same as Saab... Quite cool, but surely Mercedes-Benz is better" - Jeremy Clarkson - TopGear - Trucking Segment 1998

 

[ScottPuss20]

"I couldn't afford a proper minivan, so I went with the cheaper option"

 

[Fastcarguy]

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The wife wouldnt let me have a proper sports car




2014 GMC All Terrain (be honest and serious on this one, my dad just bought one of these, wanna know what you think)

 

[JMoney]

"I want a Chevy truck, but something nicer and more dignified."

Old bimmer with Hella foglights.

 

[Legro]

¨I bought this car when it was new.¨

 

[AudiMan2011]

"Did you keep that Porsche receipt?"

Mclaren 625C

 

[E28]

'I wanted a 12C and a 650S, so I got the worst of both worlds!'

 

[CSMDuty11]

"My driver may suddenly go on your lane without making use of the turn signal"

No making use of "I wanted to get an AE-86, but couldn't afford one" or anything similar, its too predictable.

 

[Gotbeefboy564]

I wanted something that looks like a Porsche 944.

Aston Martin Q series Vanquish.

 

[CSMDuty11]

NOTE: This was a seperate thread that was merged to this one, despite functioning differently
Thread for personalities and that you/most people automatically assign to most drivers of a certain car.
NOTE: JUST BECAUSE WE USE STEREOTYPES IN THIS THREAD, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE CARS YOU DRIVE MAKE YOU SAID PERSON, IF THEY DID AND YOU OWNED MORE THAN FIVE CARS WITH DIFFERENT STEREOTYPES ASSIGNED, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE PRETTY WEIRD.

Old Alfas: Good mechanics
Old Rovers: Better mechanics than Alfa drivers
Tesla before 2012: Hipster
Tesla Model S(after 2012): Too rich for a Volvo
Volvo: Couldn't find/afford a Model S(sure, considering the last one, sounds perfectly logical!)
modded Honda Civic(Fifth/Sixth gens): Ricer that has a daily dose of "MLG 360 Noscopes" and Doritos for breakfast
Toyota Aygo: Not Manly or Wants to play Football(no, not the 'murican football) with cars
Citroen C1/Peugeot 107: same 🤬 as last one but with a french badge
Modern Dodge Ram: Guy trying to look manly
Chinese car: Chinese
Old Mini: Respects Britain

 

[All Your Base]

I have a few.

Bugatti Veyron: rich douchebags
Subaru Impreza STI: boy racers
Mitsubishi Lancer EVO: same as STI
Toyota Prius: eco-friendly people

 

[AudiMan2011]

Audi: Tailgaters
Lexus: Retired people
SUVs/Crossovers: Soccer moms

Supercars/hypercars: rich douchebags

Fixed.

 

[Parker]

Diesel truck: Microscopic penis.