What does a car say about its driver?

[Turbo]

I am a millionaire, and also an avid Audi enthusiast. This is the newest car to enter my collection.

1992 Mazda 929

 

[Roger the Horse]

Either: "I love Mazdas" or "I bought this ten years ago from an older gentleman and it still hasn't let me down."

 

[FT-1]

"I'm basic with a low budget."

 

[Roger the Horse]

I'm Darth Vader's well to do mid-west American mother.

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

I am 107% crazy and I am proud of beeing like this.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Completely self conscious but not at all self aware.

 

[Sage Ages]

"I'm American."

 

[FT-1]

"Ludacris' build at SEMA inspired me to this this on"

 

[SmileyOr]

Both my parents raced sports cars. My first car was a Fiat 850 Sport Spider. Once I tired of the weekly maintenance I bought a car that would have a factory warranty.

Now my daily driver is a 2012 Corvette.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Well to do middle aged guy enjoying the fruits of his labour.

 

[Sage Ages]

The antagonist of a 70s action movie.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Someone who needs a car.

 

[synchromesh]

Someone who needs a car.

He is in his 60's, high school sweetheart in the passenger seat and occasionally brings it on car shows. He's happy and is living in warm nostalgia. Kids point and give thumbs up while he waves. His smilie never fails.

Sorry, I'm curious

 

[TexRex]

Sorry, I'm curious

Erm...desperate to reach 88mph?

 

[wvmgmidget]

I want non-gearheads to scratch their heads and ask "What the heck is that?"

 

[Sage Ages]

Man with a handlebar mustache.

 

[Doog]

I listen to Jay-Z.

 

[TexRex]

Traffic laws are for people who don't drive BMWs...wait, you mean mine was one of the cheapest available when it was new? Well...it still counts!

 

[Sage Ages]

My granddaughter is an honor student.

 

[wvmgmidget]

I got cash money and my ride got stance yo.

 

[7up747]

No fear.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

No fear.

I drive a MITSUBISHI!

Hey bro... you want to go in my MITSUBISHI!

ECLIPSE! JUST LIKE THE LUNAR ECLIPSE!

YEAH! MITSUBISHI!

"But is a GT?"

IT'S A MITSUBISHI! I'LL SMOKE YOU ANYDAY! ANYTIME but not after 10...

 

[wvmgmidget]

There's still a little bit of cocaine left on the dash.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Someone who repays loyalty.

 

[Sage Ages]

"This is the station wagon kids like."

 

[ProjectWHaT]

The official car for rednecks, confederates, and anti-Obamacare.

S60 Cross Country

 

[AudiMan2011]

Someone who didn't want an XC90 but wanted pseudo-off-road styling on their S60.

 

[Doog]

That guy in your friend group who over-drinks to prove his masculinity.

 

[FT-1]

"No-one will suspect the presence of a drug dealer, I'm basically invisible"

 

[AudiMan2011]

Someone who likes making a lot of noise