What does a car say about its driver?

[Fastcarguy]

Screw your gasoline

 

[FT-1]

"Don't even think about ruining my day."

 

[AudiMan2011]

I attend boy racer meets at night

 

[FT-1]

I attend track day meets every day.

 

[Roger the Horse]

I drive strangers to airports.

 

[FT-1]

"I am a rally driver, trust me!"

 

[Cowboy]

"I was born in the mountains."

 

[nick98]

"If one day speed kills me, don't cry because I was smiling."

 

[Fastcarguy]

"If one day speed kills me, don't cry because I was smiling."

Hey, thats my signature!

Anyway,

Im a race car driver.

 

[nick98]

Hey, thats my signature!

Sorry.

I work for the military (duh).

 

[AudiMan2011]

"I'm saving the planet! Really, I am!"

 

[nick98]

"At least it isn't diesel-powered."

 

[Roger the Horse]

I have enough monies to be a 1980s yuppie now. (If they had taste they would've got a 328)

 

[sems4arsenal]

"I'm saving the planet! Really, I am!"

" I should've been a Touring car driver"

 

[nick98]

"Hmph, the 205? That is soooo mainstream..."

 

[FT-1]

Rotary Power is life.

 

[The Stig Farmer]

"I thought far too much about this purchase."

 

[nick98]

"Help! The rear axle is gone!"

 

[el fayce]

"I keep reminding people that my car is more costs more than their house"

 

[nick98]

Notice me, Nakai-senpai!
(Translation: I need an RWB kit.)

 

[FT-1]

I'm rich and unconventional

 

[ildd]

"At least it isn't diesel-powered."

He-hey that's from the old Houston Cars and Coffee

 

[Sage Ages]

"I bought a lottery ticket three weeks ago."

 

[FT-1]

"I don't intend on spending a penny for maintenance."

 

[Sage Ages]

"I tried to convince my wife it was a hatchback."

Can I get something that isn't a Hemi joke?

 

[FT-1]

"Corners scare me."

 

[nick98]

"I'm too poor to afford a Lambo."

 

[FT-1]

"I'm loaded with connections in the UAE"

 

[Roger the Horse]

 

[lxmmy]

"Lotus Elise is overrated"