What does a car say about its driver?

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I class myself as a successful businessman although I only work as the manager in Burger King and couldn't afford a proper German saloon. Now I'm single, the kids don't want to talk to me and I have cataracts.

Next: BMW 6-Series
 
I class myself as a successful businessman although I only work as the manager in Burger King and couldn't afford a proper German saloon. Now I'm single, the kids don't want to talk to me and I have cataracts.

Next: BMW 6-Series
I am a sucessful businessman. I tend to have a rather large amount of influence on my company's decisions, so I got me this little neat toy as a company car. The blonde in the pessenger seat? THe one who's got her head in my lap? That's my secretary, obviously.

AP1 Honda S2000.
 
Luminis
I am a sucessful businessman. I tend to have a rather large amount of influence on my company's decisions, so I got me this little neat toy as a company car. The blonde in the pessenger seat? THe one who's got her head in my lap? That's my secretary, obviously.

AP1 Honda S2000.

I have a decent job and really wanted a sports car but wouldn't be able to afford an Elise or a 370Z.

Porsche 944
 
I wanted a Porsche that wasn't a 911 or an off roader and something that would cost me a bomb in maintenance. I like to be different, people pull up alongside me at the traffic lights and laugh with me. Or at me? Oh who cares :D

'96 Lotus Elise
 
I went to a lot of trouble to get this thing imported, and now I can't drive it hard because it would cost too much to fix.

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1
 
I went to a lot of trouble to get this thing imported, and now I can't drive it hard because it would cost too much to fix.

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1


I run a business in texas. Used to own a used Ferrari 360 from my buddy steve but now I want to show everyone how 'merican I really am. I mean come on, I get 5 MPG and my real axle is from a tractor, does it really get any more american than that?

Abarth 500
 
I have a small, slow car, with some upgrades and stripes, that still make it small and slow, and Jennifer Lopez has made sure no male buys it.

1st gen Prius
 
I run a business in texas. Used to own a used Ferrari 360 from my buddy steve but now I want to show everyone how 'merican I really am. I mean come on, I get 5 MPG and my real axle is from a tractor, does it really get any more american than that?

Wow. You know exactly what you're talking about, don't you.

Oh, wait. No Corvette has had a solid axle since... Uhh... 1962.

Not to mention, the ZR1 actually gets better fuel economy than, say, a 458. By a lot.

Shh hut yuh muh.
 
It's like CRX, only cheaper and more interesting. And I can take my roof off. And have a turbo. Yeah, I have a Jag on the budget.

90s Passat
 
It's like CRX, only cheaper and more interesting. And I can take my roof off. And have a turbo. Yeah, I have a Jag on the budget.

90s Passat

I'm a teenage hipster who loves "stance" and gets bad grades.

Fiat 500 Gucci
 
I'm a teenage hipster who loves "stance" and gets bad grades.

Fiat 500 Gucci

I value style over all else and don't know enough about cars to make a better decision. :P

2011 CTS Sedan
 
2011 CTS Sedan

I am either a drug dealer or a dealer of drugs. I am also embarrassingly desperate to look cool. So desperate that I have bought this car.

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Alfa Romeo 155
 
I am either a drug dealer or a dealer of drugs. I am also embarrassingly desperate to look cool. So desperate that I have bought this car.

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Alfa Romeo 155

Don't know, but he/she is friends with good auto-electrician..

Mercedes SLK
 
Lada Samara

В Советской России, автомобильные диски Вас!

Audi A1
 
В Советской России, автомобильные диски Вас!

Audi A1

Because a VW Polo would be beneath me.

VW Tiguan
 
Individual public transport.

Nissan Duke (see, i can follow the thread correctly. Even if i forgot to on my last three attempts :dunce: )
 
My car is so hideous that I made up a new name for it so that it couldn't be searched up on google.

Chrysler Crossfire
 
What do you think certain cars say about their drivers? Try to keep to unmodified cars.

My particular question: What does a Lincoln Town Car say about its driver?

In short. Nothing.

I could be driving my Alfa Romeo Brera, or my Peugeot 306, or any other cheaper or more expensive car, the only thing you can be sur eit says is 'they own that car, therefore they may be X rich' or just X stupid depending on the expense of the vehicle.

That's my 2 cents.
 
In short. Nothing.

I could be driving my Alfa Romeo Brera, or my Peugeot 306, or any other cheaper or more expensive car, the only thing you can be sur eit says is 'they own that car, therefore they may be X rich' or just X stupid depending on the expense of the vehicle.

That's my 2 cents.

Would the owner of an '88 Volvo 240 GLT please come to the front, your headlights are left on.

Hyundai Genesis 2.0T R-Spec.
 
Hyundai Genesis 2.0T R-Spec.

I'm young-ish, love all the attention I get on drift nights, enjoy peeling away from stoplights, and like to pretend it was the Supra from my wallposter as a kid.

Chevrolet Impala SS '96
 
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