What does a car say about its driver?

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2012 Volkswagen Passat SEL TDI

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I don't want a Mercedes, Audi or BMW diesel, and I want to drive in something that looks as dull as ditchwater.

Next: Jaguar XF Sportbrake

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"Oh, I'm sorry old chap, I do seem to have lost my wallet, you couldn't loan me a tenner? And yes, that's my Jaaag over there."

Next:
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So wait, you're telling me that your Corvette has less power and fewer seats than my M5? And it's better in what way?

Next: Aston Martin DB2/4
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So wait, you're telling me that your Corvette has less power and fewer seats than my M5? And it's better in what way?

Erm...ah...The price tag? That SWAG you get with a Cor....You know what I'll just stop...

Next: Aston Martin DB2/4
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I say, that Porsche driver is quite the brute. How uncultured.

2013 Jaguar F-Type.
 
Sentra? I hardly knew her!

Renault Sport Megane RS 265

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I don't want any of these boring German estate cars, I want something different, yet safe and practical as a family car. Obviously this Volvo was the perfect choice.

2013 Land Rover Range Rover Autobiography V8 5.0 Supercharged (in an £8,000 special colour, with every option ticked)

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2013 Land Rover Range Rover Autobiography V8 5.0 Supercharged (in an £8,000 special colour, with every option ticked)

"Thanks daddy! This is the best sweet 16 ever!"

Cadillac CTS-V wagon.
 
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Unlike everyone else who bought a truck, I chose to compensate for certain shortcomings in another way.

Mercedes-Benz Unimog

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Unlike everyone else who bought a truck, I chose to compensate for certain shortcomings in another way.

Mercedes-Benz Unimog

I want a off roader that is tough as nails and also want a Mercedes at the same time.

First gen Ford Ranger
 
Even though I'm a well off handyman, I have no reason to replace my truck and plan on driving it until the frame snaps in half from rust.


1996 Ford Thunderbird V6

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I'm the manager of a moderately successful strip club down in Atlantic City. You can spot me from a mile away; I'm the guy with the unbuttoned shirt, slicked back hair and the gold chains. Name's Nico.

Chevrolet K5 Blazer

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Picture won't show, but to me that screams I have money.

1978 F250 4x4 (Daily Driver)

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I Think that im cool but infact Im an imbecile , I go to the gas station daily More infact than i go to grab my grocries




Jaguar XJ6 *



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* Is it really built in the midlands by some British commiies I heard this from clarckson ?
 
It's (or rather, was) built in the midlands, but not by communists...

'Well, I just wanted something comfortable. Jeeves, another pot of earl grey for me and my dear chap here. Thank you.'

Stanced BMW E30 with chalkboard painted hood and daily driven.

EDIT: Massively tree'd.

'Yeee haw! Mah Vee-8 is pushin 1000!'

Stanced BMW E30 with chalkboard painted hood and daily driven.
 
Fox Body:

Dude, our cousin's hot.

E30:

I wear my hat (that still has the original sticker on it) at a 90 degree angle at all times, as well as sagging skinny jeans and shoes of an obnoxious color. I worship Deadmau5 and I think cars customized to look worn out are cool. I plan on adding some bitchin faux rust paint next year.

Peugeot 205 GTI

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Screw Subaru and Mitsubishi! Toyota is where it's at! Rally legend! I love to drive, and like laughing at people when they're snowed in, because I'm an awkward 🤬 like that. I heard of a guy with a 2.2L Camry, he won everything at the lights, maybe I should do a 2.2L Camry engine swap...

Next car: Opel Manta 400

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"I'm a rally fan that thinks Ford UK, Subaru, Mitsubishi, Fiat, Peugeot, Toyota Europe, and MG are overrated. GM is where it's at!"

Ford Crown Victoria P71 (front seat :sly:)
 
So, the police man's car?


"I'm a retiree. If the police force can use this car, it's obviously well-versed enough for me. It must be very useful."


Bright orange Mazda Atenza 25Z '07
 
"I just arrived at work. :D
I just got out of work. :D
I have to pay $60 for gas. :D
:D, Because I'm just happy.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D"

BMW 840Ci
 
They're waiting for someone to go past in a BMW at double the speed limit, and then they're going to find themselves frustrated when they can't catch it.

Saab 92

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