What does a car say about its driver?

[Parker]

I care more about a badge than performance.

 

[Sage Ages]

"I'm racist and I owe money to people."

 

[disneyland5]

Get off my lawn!

 

[Slash]

Language Warning

 

[Sage Ages]

Treed

What are corners?

 

[White & Nerdy]

Performance? LOL I got no idea what that is bro. It's all about my mad JDM drift skillz yo! Swag! YOLO!

 

[Sage Ages]

Performance? LOL I got no idea what that is bro. It's all about my mad JDM drift skillz yo! Swag! YOLO!

Nobody talked like that in the 90s. Seriously, the photo quality is old as hell.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I had a penis once. Once.

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[ProjectWHaT]

I had a penis once. Once.

So I'm guessing @Slash 's surgery was a success?

 

[Slash]

So I'm guessing @Slash 's surgery was a success?

Oh god here we go

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Oh god here we go

Want your butt enhancements now?

 

[Sage Ages]

James May.

 

[Slash]

Worth posting again.

 

[SnakeOfBacon]

"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"

*note: factory

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

"Check out my sick wing yo!"
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[Slash]

I wanted a sleeper car that wasn't a Pinto or Gremlin.

 

[SnakeOfBacon]

I wanted a car that looked exactly like my face

 

[Sage Ages]

I forgot how to Mustang.

 

[Slash]

I forgot how to police.

You missed mine.

 

[Sage Ages]

You tree'd me.

 

[SnakeOfBacon]

I had an edit problem and also tree'd custom

 

[Slash]

This was the closest thing I could buy that looked like a Hot Wheels toy.

 

[SnakeOfBacon]

I drove it once, but I take it out of the garage every Saturday to polish it.

 

[Slash]

I need more ground clearance. Boggers won't fit. The styling is so trendy too. Oh, and I don't like handling.

 

[Sage Ages]

"I sell heroin and heroin accessories."

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

I wanted a sleeper car that wasn't a Pinto or Gremlin.

Wait, there's actually people that choose a Pinto as a sleeper? O_o
That's one Ford that I actually don't like.

 

[Slash]

Wait, there's actually people that choose a Pinto as a sleeper? O_o
That's one Ford that I actually don't like.

Oh my. You have a lot to learn about hot rodding. That is one of the most commonly rodded cars ever.

https://www.google.com/search?q=v8+...-80AHY-IDgCQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=989

 

[SnakeOfBacon]

"I sell heroin and heroin accessories."

This thing belongs in a museum...

Skoda Yeti

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

Oh my. You have a lot to learn about hot rodding. That is one of the most commonly rodded cars ever.

https://www.google.com/search?q=v8 pinto&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VXEmU-32K8-80AHY-IDgCQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=989

No thanks, I don't want to learn about that part of hot rodding.
Personally, my first choice of a sleeper would be a Taurus SHO.

 

[Slash]

I don't get what's so bad about it. It's a decent little car.