What happens when the dead race?

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OK you make a whole thread just to make a joke, which I have to say, isn't really that great. Nice picture though, maybe you should put it in the photo mode forum?
 
OK you make a whole thread just to make a joke, which I have to say, isn't really that great.
You're correct, it is an awful joke and I'm sorry for making a whole thread. Next time I will make a partial one. Just let me know how? Thanks 👍
 
:lol: sorry didn't mean it like that. It just seems like there's not much to discuss over here apart from the picture and, yeah, awful joke.
 
Who reached the ghoul (goal) first?
Who came dead last?

Chur, normally i'd have one or two other jokes but i need sleep too much. :(
 
Spectators seem to be getting into the "spirit" of the race, I'll get my coat.

Edited, just seen post above beat me to it.
 
Have they stopped because the road is a dead end?

The jokes in this thread are a bit grave...
 
You join us here following the last race of the Ghost Cup where our favourite deceased racers from around the world went head to head for the world renowned Brown Bread Trophy.

We've seen some maravellous action so far today. Fangio took the lead early on but then was ahem, passed on, the fourth lap by Gilles Villeneuve who is literally flying. Nigel Mansell, who isn't actually dead yet but receives an honourary invite each year on the basis that he's so boring most people think he is, made a cracking push in the later half of the race in the BMW but fell back later on when Roger Williamson, who's been on fire recently, shunted him off the track.

We're a little confused by Denis Hulme's retirement on the second lap. His car didn't seem all that badly damaged following a minor collision at the start but we accept that maybe he didn't have the heart to continue.

Dale Earndhart made a fantastic run but was unable to finish when his Nascar ploughed into some spectators on the fourth lap. Fortunately they were all dead already so no need to worry folks.

Special mention goes to todays winner Ricardo Paletti in what turned out to be only his third race and the championship winner, the one and only Ayrton Senna, who finishes the series on 86 points.

And that's it from RYL News after what has been a fantastic season. The drivers are all pining for the fjords now so we'll leave them to rest in peace and we'll see you for the next season of Dead Racing.
 
This sudden resurrection of GTP's punning scene has gravely offended my sensibilities...
 
Looks like they're closely matched cars, probably all have a 300 hearse-power limit.

N. Mansell was reportedly ill but carried the lead until the 21st lap when he left the race as the result of a coughin' fit.

K. Block started off buried deep in the field but dug his way out.
 
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Who you gonna call....

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