What happens when the dead race?

[minihulkster]

All those cars are dead.

I wish I knew how to pun, seriously

Well at least you are in the spirit. Now I wonder which car will be dead last.

 

[Jo3f1sh]

 

[wnx_echo0010]

Nice ! My vote ^

 

[sumbrownkid]

I haven't died by laughing yet...

 

[BKViper]

Looks like the competition is pretty stiff.

 

[zedextreme8177]

Only thing missing is the fire coming out of the tires, and a burning skull replacing the helmet!

 

[speedthrill]

LOL! How did that happen?

I think he took a pic of 4 finished rally cars on a rally track

 

[Stradivis]

Custom soundtrack by Ray Parker Jr.?

 

[qczhao]

OK you make a whole thread just to make a joke, which I have to say, isn't really that great. Nice picture though, maybe you should put it in the photo mode forum?

you must feel dead silly right now.

 

[rileyra]

...Just out raising hell at Toscana


I see dead vehicles...

 

[dave1973]

They'll never make a "living" out of it 💡

 

[Parnelli Bone]

I thought this silly thread was about what happens when the Dead races. Like the Grateful Dead...all in VW Sambo Buses, ha ha.. bad joke.

 

[TB]

Tonight, we race in HELL!!!

 

[dave1973]

Was it a legit race or were they being chased by the corpse, sorry

 

[HumanDestroyah]

Did you come in Dead Last?




EDIT: G'ah beat me to it

Who reached the ghoul (goal) first?
Who came dead last?

Chur, normally i'd have one or two other jokes but i need sleep too much.

 

[Rotary Junkie]

I heard those Imprezas can be pretty deadly when your right leg gets a bit... Stiff.

 

[Jason_Hall]

Good job they did not make a wrong turn because it is a dead end.

 

[DannyJigg]

The race leader finished with a total distance of 36.8 miles. Second place being just 6 feet under...

Sorry.

 

[Stigsblkcousin]

They probably watched Death Proof before the race!

 

[Hawker77]

This thread is killing me.


(nice pic btw)

 

[E28]

I bet they really killed the tires...
Plus the spectators were dead happy with the value-for-money on the ticket prices...

 

[Negrumir]

All the puns in this thread have been beat to death.

 

[mdub56]

1. Who's in the Zombie (Zonda) R?
2. Wasn't this a movie? DEATH RACE?

 

[Stigsblkcousin]

2. Wasn't this a movie? DEATH RACE?

I think its Death Race 2, there's a killer trailer for it in one of the ads on this site.

 

[hyyperactive]

Those racers were probably bored to death of the boring a-spec.

 

[niky]

Who died and made you the pun inspectre?

I'm not playing that game with you. I don't stand a ghost of a chance.

All the puns in this thread have been beat to death.

I'm pretty sure someone will find a way to dig up some more. Just wait till TM sees this thread, he takes his punning deadly seriously.

 

[s12ken]

Live Fast, Ride Hard, Die Young...

 

[J-KiLLA24]

Those ghost riders looked dead serious coming out of that last turn. That all i got...

Edit: Wait:idea: i got another, there was also no cell phone reception at the race because it was a "deadzone".

 

[niky]

You've got to press harder to find a good joke. Don't just dead-pedal it.

 

[s12ken]

Why does the car in front have that ghastly hood scoop? It's not REAL!