What is the craziest car you've driven?

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I just tried the Suzuki Escudo Dirt Trial Car this weekend. That thing is....NUTS !!! Over a 1000 HP in a light weight, winged-out chassis. And the power band comes on like a light switch...RIGHT NOW. Heaven help you if you're not pointed in the right direction when you pull the "trigger" on this thing :crazy: To think someone actually raced this beast up Pike's Peak. He's most definitely got bigger "you know what's" than I'll ever have ;)

I tried it on the Nordscheiffe - I think it would have the power to win - if I could keep it on the road.

So - what's the craziest car you've driven in GT5 to date? And why do think it's crazy???
 
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I just tried the Suzuki Escudo Dirt Trial Car this weekend. That thing is....NUTS !!! Over a 1000 HP in a light weight, winged-out chassis. And the power band comes on like a light switch...RIGHT NOW. Heaven help you if you're not pointed in the right direction when you pull the "trigger" on this thing :crazy: To think someone actually raced this beast up Pike's Peak. He's most definitely got bigger "you know what's" than I'll ever have ;)

I tried it on the Nordscheiffe - I think it would have the power to win - if I could keep it on the road.

So - what's the craziest car you've driven in GT5 to date? And why do think it's crazy???
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I have a tuned Escudo and it kills everything in the 750pp races. It eats Saubers, Minoltas... name it.
 
Pink Schwimmwagen with camber+rideheight set to epic clowncar proportions.

Oh... not what you meant?
 
Should have added "most fun car" as well. I took a Scion Xba, tuned the heck out of it and had a blast on the shorter tracks with it. It looks wild with a wing on the back, some nice paint a good set of wheels.

I even tried tuning the Kuglewagon - think I got it up to 50 MPH :) Unfortunately, GT won't let you change the wheels on it or add a wing ;)
 
One of my seven SambaBuses. This particular one is specifically tuned...to fall over when it gets within 500 yards of a corner. It's bloody hilarious, though. A slightly too vigorous bit of steering and it flips onto it's roof in half a second. Full camber, very high ride, very soft suspension, and no dampers or anti-roll bars at all. That, coupled with about 130bhp. To drive this with this setting in real life, you'd need to have testes bigger than it's huge comical headlamps.
 
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What I'd instead do is go back to the GT1 days and pick up either a Honda CR-X del sol LM Edition or a Dodge RM Concept Car.

Once you drive them, the true definition of crazy GT cars will be defined.
 
CarNut11
To drive this with this setting in real life, you'd need to have kahunas bigger than it's huge comical headlamps.
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Kahuna
ka·hu·na/kəˈho͞onə/
Noun:

1. (in Hawaii) A wise man or shaman.

2. An important person; the person in charge.

Cojones
plural of co·jo·nes (Noun)
Noun:

1. (Censored for your sake) :lol:

2. Courage; guts.

:lol: Sorry, I couldn't resist. :lol:
 
McClarenDesign
Since when is the word testicle barred from GTP?
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It isn't. I just didn't want to "offend" the occasional sensitive person who comes along.
 
No...no...no he meant Kahunas!

Loading it full of a couple tons worth of chiefs and wise men settles it on that super soft and squishy suspension and prevents roll over. You need the extra ride height so it doesn't rub on the tires when they climb in!:crazy::lol::crazy:
 
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Anyway. TVR Cerbera Speed 12 for me, 1000+ hp in a car weighing only about a ton, its freaking terrifying to drive!
 
XDesperado67
No...no...no he meant Kahunas!

Loading it full of a couple tons worth of chiefs and wise men settles it on that super soft and squishy suspension and prevents roll over. You need the extra ride height so it doesn't rub on the tires when they climb in!:crazy::lol::crazy:
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Ahh,Yes..because that totally makes sense..:lol::lol::lol:
 
VW 1200 full tunned and took all the weight off. It flip over, then you try to take a corner!
 
Pagani Zonda R, simply because it is extremely dangerous to accelerate out of a corner with. It tries to kill me!
 
The C63 AMG Fully tune 890BHP Only 2 Laps On Le Mans Tires run out and on top gear it slides alot. As Clarkson describes it its a hippo:)
 
Schwartz38
Kahuna
ka·hu·na/kəˈho͞onə/
Noun:

1. (in Hawaii) A wise man or shaman.

2. An important person; the person in charge.

Cojones
plural of co·jo·nes (Noun)
Noun:

1. (Censored for your sake) :lol:

2. Courage; guts.

:lol: Sorry, I couldn't resist. :lol:
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Kahunas is slang for balls, originating from Australia/New Zealand but is sometimes used in England too. Had no idea about it's other meaning :lol:
 
Is it bad that a theme park near me has a water slide called the Big Kahuna?
 
mike 5927
Does it look like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9Z9mn3ORk
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Nope. Like this:


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That is the actual picture from the park 6 miles from me. Yes that's a coaster behind it.
 
Obviously the X2010/11, but lately would be a fully tuned Gillet Vertigo!

780kg
950bhp
 

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