What is the wierdest place youve ever fallen asleep?

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Went to sleep over my friend Darryl's. Around 11pm we snuck out our friend michelle's. She was home alone with friend Felicia. Also me and darryls 3 friends showed up: PWEE Benjo and pablo. 1oclock we left to darryls. We snuck in the back and went to his livng room. We talked till three. Around that time we went out to his porch that had a roof walls and windows but was extremely drafty. At four Pwee Darrly benjo felll asllep on the small couch in his porch, Pablo in the area next to couch and wall and myself on the table in the winter.
 
The wierdest place I've ever fallen asleep was the DMV when I first got my drivers license. I had the road test at like 9:00 in the morning and I hadn't slept at all the night before because I was nervous. After the test was over and I knew that I had passed, the exhaustion hit me. I then had to wait for almost 3 hours just to get my license picture taken. I was sitting in the back on this small chair leaning against a wall and after about an hour I fell asleep. My driving instructer woke me up a few minutes before my name was called.


I also used to fall asleep on the school bus when I was little. The bus driver used to have to go around the block a second time at least once or twice a year.



-Mark
 
I fell asleep in my friend's Protegé5, at a bbq-party we were throwing. We had folded the seats forward so we could sit in the trunk around the bonfire, due to a lack of garden chairs, and I just plain passed out in there at around 4:30 am, completely drunk. And I mean completely, I had trouble staying up while peeing. :lol:
 
The wierdest place for me would be on my garage floor while working on the garden tractor. I finished and was tired so I closed my eyes for a few minutes and woke up 4 hours later.
 
Ethix101
I also used to fall asleep on the school bus when I was little. The bus driver used to have to go around the block a second time at least once or twice a year.
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Ha ha, that reminds me... when I rode the bus in elementary school, my stop was always the very last, so the bus driver would have everybody at my stop scour the bus for sleeping children. :D

I can't say I've ever fallen asleep anywhere weird... I've only slept in beds, sleeping bags, and car/airplane seats. I do think Der Alta takes the prize though.
 
i was house sitting my neighbors once and i passed out on theire kicthen floor holding 2 bottles of bawls. they were very confused, so was i.
 
Solid Lifters
On my front lawn, in only my underpants. I was soaking wet from when the automatic sprinklers came on. My neighbor woke me up by repeatedly hitting me in the head with my morning newspaper. This was during my drinking days.
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Heh. Picturing that gave me a laugh. I know, tragic, but also humorous. :)
 
Last year of June, alot of my friends were having graduation parties. Of course, being the party animal I am, I went to one. I don't remember one thing from that party. The only thing I remember is waking up in my friends living room, next to a bottle of Captian Morgan's spiced rum spilled all over the carpet. It took me 15 min to figure out where I was. With my hangover, getting up off the floor was an extreme excersise. I saw my friend making coffee and the only thing I said to him was "Great party, dude." And with that, I was gone.
 
1nd semester, accounting exam and my Human Resources exam. I pulled 3 all nighters in a row for accounting and had *maybe* 8 hours of sleep that entire week. I dozed in and out of sleep several times through the exam. My HR exam was the day after and I still hadn't had a chance to study for it b/c of accounting so I was forced to pull yet another all nighter. I ended up falling asleep completely in this one. I'm sooooo lucky that someone sneezed or coughed loud enough to wake me up each time
 
Well the true question is were is the weirdest place you've ever woke up...and that would be the roof of someones house, don't know who's house but I woke up there after one hell of a party. I have not the slightest idea how I got there, nor do I really remember the night before to well.

I was kinda disappointed I didn't wake up with some hot blonde though.
 
You bet...I've woken up with my fair share of girls I don't know or don't remember what I did with. Oh well I've never woke up with a fat one or an ugly one, so I know my drunken judgement isn't horriable.
 
BlazinXtreme
a fat one or an ugly one
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Well that is definately a good thing. . . At least your buddies don't have an incriminating story on you : ). I woke up today with a ton of bite marks from my right shoulder to my left shoulder which is odd. . . I don't remember what happened, but I know a video camera was invovled somewhere and it was more then just one chick. . . I wish I could remember now : (
 
Oh there are some pictures of me with a few girls, and some of my buddies thought it would be funny to send the pictures to my mom. But my dad intercepted them at the mail box and all he had to say to me was...."That's my boy". I found rather funny, but my buddies didn't after I took some pictures of them and posted them around school.
 
BlazinXtreme
"That's my boy". I found rather funny, but my buddies didn't after I took some pictures of them and posted them around school.
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I can't wait, when I have a son, you better believe I will be proud of him for that : ) . . . On the other note that is truly a sadistical thing to do to your friends : ) That definately falls under Freaking Fizzling Awesome to the Mo Shizzle : )
 
On the stairs of my Aunt's house (6). And next to our Lexus ES300, the very first night we bought it (5).
 
On the floor of my living room under a nice warm sunbeam.

Atop the Calgary Tower, in the observation deck.

Every day during my chemistry class. Good easy half hour right there.
 
neon_duke
I fell asleep on a drafting table at the back of a 30-person crowd during a presentation. The jury ended about 4:00p and I woke up about 6:30 with a "Do Not Disturb" sign propped against me, and noone around
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I know people like that.

Ahhh... At the old office in VT we had and old designer that was also a farmer. He would take his lunch hour and sleep under his desk. Seriously, he'd inhale a small sandwich, wad up his jacket, and snooze for 55minutes.

Perhaps the funniest instance I ever saw of someone waking up and dealing with a drooling circumstance was my friend George. He had his drafting board propped up near vertical. Well into his third sleepless night, he fell asleep with his head leaning against the board. He woke up and saw that he had drooled all over the drawing he had been working on for the past two days. Not really bad, because it was mylar (AKA Plastic). He simply grabbed a kleenex nearby and wiped it off.

Yes, he was using ink.

I've never heard a man scream like that before.

Now, on to my second most embarrasing spot to fall asleep. Thanks to my wife for reminding me. It was our first movie together. We were watching Gladiator. I had been pounding down the beer for most of the previous night and morning. Sat down and zonked out. Now, my wife will pleasently remind you all, that I snore. Unlike any other person in this world. I've woken myself up I'm so loud. My mother owns ear plugs. Yes, I'm a loud snorer. In fact, we have a Conure that mimics me quite well. Drives my wife nuts.

Back to the story. There I was. Head tipped back, snoring to to beat the band. Mouth open, cranking up a good rake. People behind us apparently complained to the usher and I was rudely awakened and asked to either stay awake, or leave.

So I asked for a beer. They didn't have one, and we left.

Yes, it is a bone of contention, that the first movie my wife and I attened together, I got us kicked out of.

miata13B
Well that is definately a good thing. . . At least your buddies don't have an incriminating story on you : ). I woke up today with a ton of bite marks from my right shoulder to my left shoulder which is odd. . . I don't remember what happened, but I know a video camera was invovled somewhere and it was more then just one chick. . . I wish I could remember now : (
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Ya know...I'm gonna be surfin one day with the missus, and say "waitaminnut...That's Him :yuck: Ugh... That's him? :eek:"

Then I'm gonna have to explain....

AO
 
Der Alta
So I asked for a beer. They didn't have one, and we left.
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lol...thats great...and believe it or not...i have only fallen asleep once in class...but that was with the teacher i had that let us sleep when done with work as long as we wake up when shes teaching :dopey:
 
I don't think I have any wierd places but I do have some scary places to fall asleep that I don't want to think about. Anyway, there was a bunch of times when I was little where my parents would leave me asleep in the car and it was raining. I'd wake up scared ****less because I didn't know where I was or where they were and the rain scared me. So, fastforward to today I don't get scared anymore but I'd prefer not to be in that kind of situation.
 
When I was in the Navy, I can say that I have falling asleep standing in formation at "Parade Rest".
Once I got to the fleet, I used to nap on top of fan ducts, behind sonar equipment on the steel deck. (All in the name of not being discovered by some wandering Chief Petty Officer, looking for someone to do some dirty job)
I have also woken up under a large missle launcher, in the middle of the Mediterranean, on the fantail of a US warship.
 
Oh my gosh, what weird things have happened to me...
Once I was in class and I laid my head on the table and looked for a book in my bag under the table. One hour later I woke up with my hand in my bag and in the same position as it was when I started to look for the book. Only a completely different class was in the classroom. Whatever.

Or another one: I was at a party and drunk like what and I wanted to go downstairs or something. At least I think that was what I was going for. Anyways, I woke up the next day with my head touching the ground and my legs were like... twisted. o_O I've never experienced a more uncomfortable feeling after waking up without getting beaten up or something.

And oh yeah, once I slept at my (now-)ex-girlfriend's house. And do you know that feeling, when you sleep with your head on your arm and your arm falls asleep so you can't move it, nor do you think it's even your own arm? *lol* It happened to me and when I woke up once I was still half asleep but I wanted to wake her up too, I fondled her arm, said cute things to her etc.
Then all of a sudden she steps into the room and asks me who I'm talking to. I then was in a big shock and jumped up but my arm was still numb and so I looked like a complete dork. And oh yeah, she couldn't help but laugh for the next two hours.

Oh my god, was that embarrassing. :lol:
 
On my 18th birthday, I fell asleep at the foot of my (double) bed, with my best mate and my sister in the bed:eek:
 
...I walked out of an early morning exam and went down to the bus terminal to head home. The PA announced my bus but I didn't realize that my bus still hadn't arrived - so I ended up on another bus. I fell asleep and an hour later, I woke up somewhere in hickville...2 hours from the city I live in. Then I had to stay at the bus station there for like an hour before the bus to toronto came and then I had to wait an hour in toronto for the bus to Mississauga :irked:. On the plus side, I got a lot of sleep out of it 👍
 
I woke up on the crapper once, at my friends house. I do it about once every two weeks at my own house. On a trip to hershey park (in PA) I woke up on a rollercoaster just as we started to go down the first big hill. Unless this has happened to you, You will never realise how scary it is. I must have fallen asleep on the slow ride going up the hill. Me and my friend had stayed up for 2 days straight (And i NEED my sleep) and were both dead tired that day..but it was fun.
 
I fell asleep in the middle of a bar with a live band playing and lots of people around...I was up in Mammoth, CA on a snowboarding trip with a club and after riding the slopes, I had a couple of kamikaze shots, several jello shooters in the hot tub, all before we headed out to the bar. There, I fell asleep from too much alcohol and then someone from my group nudged me and I either turned to reach for my jacket or I dozed off again, but when I finally got up, my group was gone, but the band was still playing and lots of people were still there. Anyway, I go outside and it's still snowing slightly and I see the local shuttle stopping on the other side of the road so I run over to catch it, but I slip and fall on my ass in the middle of the street! Well, the shuttle driver waits and I get on, but I fall asleep again because I'm still buzzing, and then I wake up several minutes later only to find I'd missed my stop. But the shuttle driver went back around and dropped me off at my stop and as I was walking to my condo, one of the guys comes out and says, "there you are! we were just about to go look for you!"

And this story ended up in the club newsletter lol
 

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