What`s the worst thing you`v done to a car?

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This isnt as seriouse as all your other stuff in this post but i burned the tires off my ford probe and got my "factory rims" all scratched up, lol i shouldnt have tried to show off, i was sick like a week after that cuz i think i inhaled soem liquid rubber or soemthing tho
 
My father killed a nearly new Ferrari 328 GTS because a dutchman changed the lane on the Autobahn without any reason so my father couldn't hold the car and it started rotating into the sidewalls. Nothing happened to my parents, I was only a few month and were at home with my grandparents.
 
Originally posted by flohtingPoint
One time, while living in Phoenix, I was in a traffic jam when all of a sudden I got the explosive urge to urinate. The nearest exit was a mile and a half away and 3 lanes over (when you drive a S14 who stays in the right lane). I had nothing in the car at the time but an empty Mtn Dew can. After some thought, and the fact that I had moved maybe 20 feet in the last 10 minutes, I decided to try to blow off some in the can (probably could have filled the thing). While I was wizzing in the can I was constantly looking around to see if any semi's or large SUV's were near, as they could get a good look at my johnson. While scoping the scene I felt something warm on my wang area, when I looked down I noticed that I had missed the can's hole and had made a small yellow lake where my @SS met my Momo seat. Shocked, I stopped paying attention to what I was doing and then rear ended the person in front of me. I got the pleasure of talking to the police about the accident and then trying to explain to them why I have a half full can of piss in my car and my shorts are soggy.
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Hysterical isn't the word. You made my day, flohtingPoint! Thank you! :D
 
Originally posted by advanR
And I was behind the wheel of this, at moment of impact........ with the truck in the background.

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Oh my god!!! When did this happen?
 
nice one advanR

Car: 94 Integra RS
Mods: springs,shocks,CAI,strut,rims

ah lets see....long ago in a galaxy far away. My friend had just got his ride a Integra same year as mine. He called me up one night and we decided to go rip it up out in the country roads. The road we were on had long turns and for some reason i decided to go faster like max 90mph coming out. First left turn no problem second left turn i heard the tires screaming for grip. Third turn i was going way to fast turned way to quick oversteered did a 360 and flew into a ditch. Lucky me the ditch was dry but the ground was muddy. long story short pulled the Honda out with a friend's Toyota 4 runner washed all the sand off and replaced tires and drove it to school the next week. The only damage was to the tires.

pwned
 
Originally posted by Kyle2k
This isnt as seriouse as all your other stuff in this post but i burned the tires off my ford probe and got my "factory rims" all scratched up, lol i shouldnt have tried to show off, i was sick like a week after that cuz i think i inhaled soem liquid rubber or soemthing tho
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You aren't the first person to do something like that in a Probe...my bro got his '89 Probe GT from this kid who thought it funny to do a burnout in a puddle and just keep it going up to like 3rd gear, then he let off the parking brake, hit the dry part, and completely blew apart the transmission.

Then again, if he didn't do that, my bro wouldn't have ever gotten it, muchless for $300(in good shape, other than that trans, which was an easy swapout). :)
 
Originally posted by emad
wow Duke...you got lucky there. What did you tell the insurance company for that one?
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Actually, on the advice of the cop who filled out the accident report, I told them the truth. It was a lot better on me to admit I fell asleep than it would have been for them to tell me I was going too fast for conditions.

Believe it or not, the car wasn't totalled, and we drove it for about 200,000 more miles after that. It rusted out completely from all the body work, though.
 
I was crossing an intersection with a four way stoplight. I was driving in the right lane and in the left lane, which also was the left turning lane, was a big white panel van waiting to make a left. It was obstructing my view of the oncoming trafic for a time. As I went through the intersection at about 45 mph an oncoming Accord made a left right in front of me. I never had a chance to hit the brakes. I t-boned the Accord. My 1989 Ranger was totalled. The block must've cracked because there was a big puddle of oil underneath. I couldn't open my doors as the whole cab area accordioned. Nobody was seriously hurt, even the passenger in the Accord, an old man. His window was open and his glasses were found about thirty feet from the impact area, but he wasn't hurt. I didn't have my seatbelt on but my injuries were limited to bruised knees from hitting the dash. Very scary collision, indeed. When it happened I just climbed out the window and sat on the grass on the side of the road. I think it was the only time I was ever "in shock". I was less then a mile from home.
 
Originally posted by advanR
And I was behind the wheel of this, at moment of impact........ with the truck in the background.

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Holy sheeit. Is this the same E30 you posted in the "M-Power" thread? What happened? You serious about the plate in your head?


///M-Spec
 
Well, I have two incidents and don't know which is worse

1st - I was driving down a dirt road in an El Camino with a 350 Monte Carlo SS engine in it with what I believe was a holley 4 carb on it. Behind us was a buddy in a Mustang. We were getting up to around 60 mph I had gotten a good lead on him so at the 4 way intersection we came too I pulled the E brake and spun the car to point down the right road and haul, but As the car got 270 degrees in the turn my buddy hit us full speed and because of the weight shift of car in the turn it flipped the car a full circle. He hit us so hard that the roof did not even touch the ground. Thatwas a wicked crash right there and we both walked/limped away from that one

2nd - This was two Septmebers ago. I had a 97 Civic 4 door and was leaving Universal and I was hauling butt up this circular up hill curve and at the end of this turn everyone misjudgesd it and slamms on their brakes. Well I hit an oil patch and a guy behind on the right of me hits my rear panel throwing me outta control. . . I gained slight control of the car and was skidding into the center at this point. I was going to hit this small metal rail and go flying into this field of trees. So there was only one thing I could do here. I slightly jerked the wheel to straighen the car and then thump another hit by the moron this time on the left side. He sent me flying into the concrete wall on the left. I hit it at around 35 to 40mph, no airbags or anything. Next thing the guy that hit me twice hit me a third time. . . This time direct hit T-bone, Driver side door was ground zero of the impact. I got jolted around like crazy. I remember looking to my left after I hit the wall, The Slow Motion effect took me away from reality and had the adrenaline pumping. I would have been dead if I did not wear my seat belt I would have been bucked either through the windshield into a 50 foot ditch or through the passenger side into the same ditch that I would have initailly fell into. I walked away also without a scratch. . .

There is an angel on my shoulder or something. I should be dead three times over, but the third incident has nothing to do with cars or accidents. . .
 
Originally posted by ///M-Spec
Holy sheeit. Is this the same E30 you posted in the "M-Power" thread? What happened? You serious about the plate in your head?


///M-Spec
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nope, I have owned two E30 M3s. I totalled the first one in the first week of ownership. :(

the saddest thing, I had been searching for one for about 6 months. This one was $12k and ****ing mint. The paint and interior looked NEW. And BMW new, not honda new, hahahhaha. I was so happy, and then it was destroyed. 6 months later with the insurance money, and a little more, I bought one in New hampshire. Its been nice, but it was probably driven a couple winters. It just isnt as clean. It was at a specialty bmw dealer, so I payed $14.5k

It was a horrible ordeal. Waking up being juiced on morphine, crying about the car you dont know if it was your fault for destroying.
 
I forgot to put the oil cap back on my dad's Legacy after I changed the oil. We didn't notice until about 15mi away from our house. That's about it, I can't drive yet.
 
Originally posted by advanR
It was a horrible ordeal. Waking up being juiced on morphine, crying about the car you dont know if it was your fault for destroying.
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Well, at least you hit a large truck instead of a compact car with a family in it. I presume the truck driver wasn't badly injured. Just be glad you didn't kill anyone.

A co-worker of mine's son (he is 17) lost control of his truck, spun out, rolled 5 times and struck an on coming vehicle and killed a man. Not something you want to go through life knowning that you took away someone's son, father and husband.


///M-Spec
 
I hit one of those big orange barrels they put up around construction areas. I just nicked it and I think it eventually fell over.

I'm a badass.
 
Originally posted by ///M-Spec
Well, at least you hit a large truck instead of a compact car with a family in it. I presume the truck driver wasn't badly injured. Just be glad you didn't kill anyone.

A co-worker of mine's son (he is 17) lost control of his truck, spun out, rolled 5 times and struck an on coming vehicle and killed a man. Not something you want to go through life knowning that you took away someone's son, father and husband.


///M-Spec
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Im not saying with 100% certainty it wasnt my fault, more like 49%, but thanks for the benefit of the doubt. :rolleyes:

Yea, there were three guys in the other truck, one was stoned (not the driver). The two passengers werent belted, I think their reported injuries was one guy had a scraped knee.

But yea, it couldve been much worse if someone else got really injured. If that was the case I would have denied fault to no end. Instead this time, I just said "i dont know what happened, they say i did this, **** it". So I lost my license for 6 months. (dont get me started on how the state loves to prosecute drivers under the age of 20)
 
Originally posted by chaser_fan
Hysterical isn't the word. You made my day, flohtingPoint! Thank you! :D
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No sweat. Most people laugh about that, hell even the cop was struggling not to laugh at me, think the only reason he didnt was due to the fact that he was the one who picked up the can full of monkey juice from the dustmat.
 
Originally posted by advanR
Im not saying with 100% certainty it wasnt my fault, more like 49%, but thanks for the benefit of the doubt. :rolleyes:
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I presumed from your phrasing that you hit the truck and not the other way around. Sorry if it offended you; didn't mean to.

My co-worker's son doesn't remember what exactly happened either.


///M-Spec
 
well, for me it was on september 2nd, I was driving home in my rx-7 and this ***hole in a 70's dodge truck was coming off a side road and plowed into the passenger side of my car. and then he just drove off
now it looks like someone took a can-opener to the back of my car.
I wanted to chase after him and beat the **** out of him, but the metal was rubbing on my tire.
 
as long as you got the guy's license plate, it's all good...right? But then...a wasted rx7 has GOT to be a ****ty deal
 
The only problem is when i reported the plate numbers to the cops, the plates were off a 66 GMC
he had to be a crackhead
 

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