What should we do to IRAQ?? Any ideas?

[km]

everything i say nuke both countrys and get over it

 

[F1man]

WE COULD PUT A ROCET UP THERE @$$

KILL THEM THE WOSSY WAY!

THIS?

PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE!

 

[CrackHoor]

Wow, there are some very disturbing and some very intelligent responses here. I'll go for the middle ground: not too serious, but somewhat intelligent. From theonion.com 'What Do You Think' article found here:

"I'd feel a lot better about the president's handling of this global nuclear brinksmanship if he could actually pronounce the word nuclear."

"So, let me get this straight: Bush is saying he wants to invade Iraq, and Iraq is, like, trying to talk him out of it? Is this how invasions are usually handled?"


note: The Onion® is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

 

[CrackHoor]

And from last week's WDYT entitled 'Europe, the US, and Saddam':

"What? The rest of the world disapproves of America's militarism? Jesus, man, don't they know they can get bombed for that?"

"It's good to see that after more than 50 years, America's shrewd piss-off-the-world strategy is finally starting to pay off."

 

[Gil]

Bin Laden, Geo Bush, and MR (phonics at work) Netanyahoo find a magic lamp. Upon rubbing it a genie appears and offers each a wish. MR. Laden says "My country has been subjected to the harsh retaliations of others. I would like it to be safe for all time. Erect a 20 foot steel wall around Afganistan that is 10 feet thick to keep out our enemies."
The Genie says, "Sahib, it is done"
Mr. Netanyahoo says, "Genie, I don't think that wall is tall enough. Those sneaky Iraqis could get out and attack us. Add another 50 feet to the height of that wall."
The Genie says, "Sahib, It is done."
Mr. Bush ask the genie if he can see the wall from the air before making his wish.
The genie takes him up where he can see the whole of Iraq and their shiny steel wall. "I'm ready to make my wish now Genie."
The Genie asked, "what would you like Sahib?"
"That wall you built around Afganistan...Fill it up with water."

 

[Solid Fro]

With all the **** that happends in the Middle East, sometimes I think that the UN, including the US, should just nuke that whole ****en side of the planet.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Yes, excellent plan. Kill billions upon billions of innocent people.

 

[Robin2]

i think george bush is gonna cry soon, hes not getting his own way.

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by CrackHoor
"So, let me get this straight: Bush is saying he wants to invade Iraq, and Iraq is, like, trying to talk him out of it? Is this how invasions are usually handled?"

 

[Joey D]

We should handle it like every other war. Bomb the **** outta them then send in ground troops to finish em off.

 

[vat_man]

My big concern here is that a heavy-handed approach is actually going to worsen matters. If the UN does not provide backing, what does a US-led invasion mean for Arab attitudes to the west in general? Does every country in the region suddenly turn against the US and its allies.

This issue goes MUCH deeper than Saddam. This is about the whole region. If a US attack provokes an Iraqi missile strike on Israel, what happens then? The Israelis have nukes! Will they take out Baghdad? Will they suddenly decide to wipe out the Palestinians?

This could turn this whole area into a radiated warzone. It's time to wake up and realise there's a lot more to this picture than a dozen UN weapons inspectors. These are potentially scary times, people.

 

[Solid Fro]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Yes, excellent plan. Kill billions upon billions of innocent people.

I wasn't serious asshole.

 

[Joey D]

Thats why you get rid of the problem now.

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by streetracer780
Thats why you get rid of the problem now.

Like you did with Iraq in the 70's and 80's? Or the Cubans in the 60's?

Also, you completely missed the point - there is not one problem here. You think you're hated in the region now - try a non-UN sanctioned invasion and see how you go - and those of you driving big gas-guzzling SUVs are in for a real shock at the petrol pump if this all goes ahead. I can walk or ride my bike to work, how about you?