What would your ideal name be?

[Flame-returns]

Ben Dover.

Woah, I always wanted to be called Ben Dover aswell .

OK, how about Dr. Frank N. Furter 💡 ?

 

[Electric.......]

my ideal name would be

Hali Gali Hali Hali Haha Gali Gali Hali Gali Haga Halid.

 

[Sharky.]

As a joke, someone should go Premium and change their name to one of these

 

[ExigeEvan]

"I really do own a Lotus Exige so stop asking me you twonk."

I can dream

"The guy above me is incapable of a properly structured sentence."

 

[Boost Lee]

Tron - (dave chappelle show joke)

 

[Gil]

I'd like to be called "Gil".
I'd prefer the only person to call me "Gilbert" be my wife.
Sorry if that's not exciting enough. Working on being content in my situation.

 

[pSI civic]

well my porn name is andy asstronut. i'd like to go by just "dave" though.

 

[Crash]

My normal name would do very well.

Sorry to be boring

 

[Powripper]

I would have to say "Chris".
That name is just awesome.

 

[Randymcchickenf]

Randymcchicken****** , Whaddya mean it's taken !!! , Damn Hotm**l !

actuali its randymcchickenf**
i removed the k at the end

 

[Randymcchickenf]

My pornstar name, Mothers maiden name followed by first pets name is.....wait for it......
*drum roll*
Shrimp Little

 

[ferrari_chris]

I would have to say "Chris".
That name is just awesome.

👍

 

[Spock]

Stan Dup.
Or.
[NPF]SpockMX.
Or.
[]KMFDM[].

 

[Young_Warrior]

You are sofa king stupid!



They call him the sofa king.

 

[a6m5]

At work, my nickname is "Shaq"(I'm 100% serious). But when I answer phones with my real name(Japanese), people call me Darryl or Karl all the time! My coworker Brian has a same problem:

Brian - "This is Brian"
Customer - "Hey, Frank!"
Brian - ""
Brian speaks very clearly as well. We don't know what's going on, but some people hear Brian and thinks Frank.

Anyway, if I can pick anyname, it'd have to be........... 💡 "Ken". It would make sense in both Japanese and English.

 

[Seanman]

Uh....James?

 

[Joey D]

I've always wanted something cool as my name and something you don't hear of often. I've always liked the name Fox, even before I saw the X-files.

 

[pSI civic]

showmeyourtits would be a cool name.

of course the best name ever is heywood yablowme.

 

[McLaren]

I like my name just fine, thank you.
As well as my last name.

People like to mix me up with the Konig wheels or Koenig tuner company.

 

[Jimmy Enslashay]

My pornstar name, Mothers maiden name followed by first pets name is.....wait for it......
*drum roll*
Shrimp Little

Your mother's maiden name was Shrimp?

My ideal name? Jimmy Enslashay, of course.

 

[Young_Warrior]

My ideal name would be britney Spears

 

[Jimmy Enslashay]

You wouldn't drive me crazy.

 

[Ram-Rod]

Ramster

 

[SS69]

That reminds once I read about a German couple who wanted to name their kid Batman, the courts said no so theysaid ok what about Batboy.

nicholas cage named his son Kal-El. thats supermans name on his home planet.

 

[El Gigante]

Jonny Dynamite. BOOM!

 

[crimson_menace]

My g/f calls me booduh, or fatboy, so I say any one of those will do.(not buddah, tho pronounced the same)

 

[Randymcchickenf]

Your mother's maiden name was Shrimp?

My ideal name? Jimmy Enslashay, of course.

S**t, thats not good, i must of got it the wrong way around lol!!!! pet is called shrimp not my mum and hes a cat, what a cool name for a cat

 

[kikie]

I like sim racing, so: Sir crash a lot!!

 

[TVRKing]

You wouldn't drive me crazy.

Come off it - You're not that innocent.






j/k

 

[Lamboracer]

Annus, Humungus