What's so special about Stig?

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this thread is blasphemy.
 
Crushed
Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days...
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and his elbows are on his face, and he is mac compatible, i have a whole poster with stig facts on it lol
 
Why even ask this?
The Stig is amazing, like i sold GT5 to my dad saying he could be the stig :D :D
 
Well, honestly i dont care about this "Stig" guy, or his clothes. Acording to me, he is just a regular person that i could beat any time on the track (gt5 that is). Wonder how "Stig" would handle in a drag race? :). I call Stig out...
 
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Well, honestly i dont care about this "Stig" guy, or his clothes. Acording to me, he is just a regular person that i could beat any time on the track (gt5 that is). Wonder how "Stig" would handle in a drag race? :). I call Stig out...
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Be prepared to be murdered by dogs the shape of the High Speed Ring.
 
Whats so special about him?! Well, if your first name is "The" thats enought said right there ;-) 👍

And also:
playnthru
Some say the STIG is overrated.
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... And they were wrong!

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MoggStyle
this thread is blasphemy.
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^ THIS. Period.
 
Some say he may be your father.

That's pretty special.
 
^^^^ lol

Why oh why did the Chuck Norris thread have to die. Chuck Norris gave birth to The Stig!
 
GTMail
Obviously I've watched Top Gear before. I'm not really looking for Chuck Norris jokes. Yes I'm a Top Gear fan too but really? It's a white racing suit not the real Stig.
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It's just a bit of fun. Either you "get it" or you don't.
 
Some say, his testicles are ball bearings, and that he pees heavy cream...
 
ALP1986
So what your saying is that the Stig is better than Jesus. 👍
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I dont think he was saying that but now you have stumbled upon it...... Stig is also real so deserves extra credit.
 
symustafa1996
Some say he has the map of the Moon tattooed to his face...........
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And that at this week's Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand.
 
Some say that while moonlighting as a character in Dr Who, to avoid his identity being revealed he tore off his own face.
 
Some say he isn't a person it's a suit.
Also, some say he has built in shoes.
 
Some say... when you put him a in a car you gain an extra 45hp.

Others say... he sold Forza a cheap copy of himself for their new game.

All we know... is he is the Stig!
 
Some say, that he uses the X1 to take its children to school...

*laughter*

...and that if he were to design a racing simulator game, he would make the Bugatti Veyron a premium car.....


All we know is he is called the Stig.
 
Some say he knows three facts about ducks, all of which are wrong.
Face it Cahill. The Stig is the Jesus of the auto world.
 
Women say he has a small wee-wee
 
PureLogic
i liked the obese lorry-driving stig :D
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And his 'tanned' arm:lol::lol:
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Aaronrray
before he drove a car off an aircraft carrier...
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Because his identity was found out
 
The Stig sets times for Sebastian Vettel to beat.
 
Because Racecar.
 
Because he is...mysterious.
 
He's speaks in morse code.
 
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