What's the ugliest car of all time?

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Please excuse me while I gouge my eyes out.
 
I don't know if someone has mentioned it yet... I belive the full title for the car was the Zimmerman Quicksilver:

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I've seen one in person, and these things are just horrible. They are fat, ugly, and poorly assembled. Sometimes they were equipped with the most gaudy exterior designs, enough to make you sick...

1000% Agree! I was at a car show and the guy that owned it didn't want me to park near it, thought that car was gods gift to automobiles. I guess beauty is really in the eye of the beholder but WOW, that car is beyond ugly... It's like a crappy Cadillac mixed with an ugly Lincon mixed with another beyond garbage car. I don't even want to start on the interior... He of course thought it was better than all the cars from the '40's-'70's. Rarity does not fix UGLY!

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This is the car I had, if anything it would have helped his cause with me parking next to him, it's an 1966 AMC Ambassador. It had a white top, with matching white interior, but otherwise was the same color, rims and tires. It too is ugly to a point, but it must be just as rare as that crap box, just with a nicer hounds tooth interior. Oh man, that Quicksilver makes me crazy!!!👎👎👎👎

(I CAN dig up actual pictures of it off my other computer, just not with GTP in them because it was sold about a year ago, besides that, I don't think it's that ugly, that guy with the Quicksilver did though...) :ouch:
 
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It's ugly, it's narrow, and also unusally tall!


Mmm, here too. I can't quite work out what purpose it has. I assume they have 4 wheel drive, but i wouldn't put grass past it. Those are shogun wheels, right?

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HAHA!

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It's a purpose built people mover in a snowy terrain area. It will fit more people than an SUV. Thats why, if they need to move 20 to 30 at a time maybe they would have done a 4x4 school bus or tour bus that would be cool too. But if they drove it around city streets like New York city then it would look stupid.
 
That shouldn't be there. Cubes are awesome. And I wouldn't be so harsh as to call the original Prius ugly either. It's just bland.

Then again, this is our own opinions. What doesn't work for someone probably works wonders for someone else.
 
I knew a lady in my youth with a Cutlass that was the ugliest thing I've ever seen in person.
Now I know the 70's Cutlass was a pretty nice car, but this one had a green vinyl interior, and some wag had painted the thing Orange....:yuck:
 
toyota previa/picnic. every time I see one in the road, I get nauseous.. it's equally ugly with PT Loser, Pontiac Trans(Sport), chrysler voyager and every citroen picasso model. oh, and Fiat Multipla. and.. ummm.. anything chinese come up with.
 
How about...

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The PT Cruiser convertible. Oh deary me.





Incidentally, while I was searching for a picture I stumbled on this:

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So it would appear that demand was so high for the cabrio that someone took it upon themselves to build their own. That's my faith in humanity gone.
 


1977 AMC Matador Barcelona. WOW!


Wow! How the hell did something like THAT did get Barcelona in the name?! It's like if I make a sandwich and name it "Orimarc's New York (or L.A or Boston or...you get the idea) sandwich"
 
Wow! How the hell did something like THAT did get Barcelona in the name?! It's like if I make a sandwich and name it "Orimarc's New York (or L.A or Boston or...you get the idea) sandwich"

Worse than that think of who went into the showroom in 1977,and said Oh Yeah! I want the 2 tone biege Matador.:dunce:
 
Wow! How the hell did something like THAT did get Barcelona in the name?! It's like if I make a sandwich and name it "Orimarc's New York (or L.A or Boston or...you get the idea) sandwich"

Does your sandwich taste like crap? :dopey:
 
None of those cars even come close to what the Japanese copycat-brand Mitsuoka churns out of its rotting ass from time-to-time:

Mitsuoka Nouera '04:

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Mitsuoka Orochi Nude Top '05:

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Mitsuoka Viewt:
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Any country that allows brands like these to pump out pieces of crap stuck together on wheels is doing itself a major disservice and deserves to be utterly ashamed.
 
The Primera isn't anywhere near the ugliest car ever. Nor is the Cube, that someone else mentioned. Some of those Mitsuokas are pretty bad but the Viewt isn't ugly, just badly proportioned (obviously, as they're trying to make a MkII Jag out of a Micra). I personally wouldn't call the PT Cruiser ugly, though I do agree that the convertible version is pretty bad. Especially that cobbled-together one Jon posted.

Kit cars anyone? Banham Bat, perhaps?

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The grille looks like a toilet seat.
 
Ever thought your 911 GT3 was a bit too good looking?

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Problem solved.

Iran Khodro Sahel
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And... oh dear.

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Jondot:the New Beetles have the same problem look with their convertables. they just don't work. it's probably that damn chrome trim.

Andrew C: actually, that's one of the BEST looking Yugos I've seen in a while. somebody bothered to take care of that thing. looks like it was jacked up a bit, too, a smart idea.

GT Pro: "aluminum member" *chuckles* the biggest offender is the Orochi with its toon face. *gladly thwrows THAT designer TO Orochi!*

Kidrauh: that's the "current" Primera they used in GT4 (look in the "new" cars at Nissan). if they'da finished the poor thing instead of rushing it(at least, in the US version), it mighta worked. GT4's tunes terribly.
 
GT Pro: "aluminum member" *chuckles* the biggest offender is the Orochi with its toon face. *gladly thwrows THAT designer TO Orochi!*

Oh, thanks, now I BADLY want to make a stupid "Naruto" reference.

anyways.

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Confused as to what it wants to be.

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Confused as to what it wants to be. So we stuck big vents on it to try and fix it. Just became further confused.

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Catching a theme, here?
 
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