I like the way how you managed to keep the bat free of bloodstains. Although I would have chose an aluminum (pronounced al-you-min-ium, not a-loom-in-oom) one, or maybe a cricket bat.
"You're that Spanish brat I tought a lesson to all those years ago...and now you've come to avenge his death...you've come this far only to fail...how pathetic!"
I think it's just Inigo. Mine's Josh, but there's an admin here with that name already...