When did you last make a big idiot out of yourself?

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You're just asking for a comedy moment, throwing a bananaskin from a moving car.
 
Gil
I know, I was a lumberjack back in that forest....when I was young, a long time ago.:D
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When you cut down trees, did you wear high heels, suspenders and a bra?
 
Danachronism
You don't know me.:grumpy:

I can't be bothered picking out and contemplating the personal digs in this thread, so I'll just carry with another story of idiocy.
I did food tech at GCSE and set fire to the same oven 3 times.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better, I managed to set fire to various bits of my food tech work 6 times in one year. Funnily enough, they removed the gas hobs after that.
 
daan
When you cut down trees, did you wear high heels, suspenders and a bra?
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And had a Pink Stihl Chainsaw.
And a pink hardhat, you brute!:D
Of course it was a bitch to find high-heels with Vibram soles.
 
Casio
I'm about to make a big idiot of myself by admitting this to you guys...

Last night I had to drive my friend somewhere, and wait in the car for her...for 3 hours. Anyway, my boredom got the better of me and I ended up sticking my finger in the cigarette lighter to see if it was hot.

It was. Very.
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:lol::lol::lol: That gave me a good laugh.
 
It's the same guy.

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Last night I was at a house party and had a fair amount to drink. I made a complete idiot out of myself throughout the night, by tripping over things, constantly dropping my cans and finally to top it off I felt the need to remove my shirt and wrap it around my head (which I thought was very funny at the time). I felt so embarrassed when I saw everybody again after we woke up, they didn't care what I had done but I was center of all the jokes that afternoon (and I probably will be every house party from now on).
 
Lunch today. My math teacher was walking by and I just start going crazy and she got scared. She ran. I was like jumping all over the place and screaming yadayhoradyikinds at her and she was also like WTF? So yeah.
 
I was driving home from work last night, listening to the most recent Kasabian album. Whilst sat in traffic opposite a row of shops i found myself mouthing the lyrics (my singing voice is that bad that i won't even sing to myself!) to the song "Shoot the Runner" I'd been starring into middle distance, but in the direction of a hair salon where one of the workers was sat in the window obviously waiting for closing time. She looked towards me which caught my eye and brought my distant focus directly towards her - just at the moment where i finished mouthing the line "I'm a King and she's my Queen, B*tch". You should have seen her face!
 
ImprezaAddict
Lunch today. My math teacher was walking by and I just start going crazy and she got scared. She ran. I was like jumping all over the place and screaming yadayhoradyikinds at her and she was also like WTF? So yeah.
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I have to ask... what was your objective at the time? :odd:


TheCracker
I was driving home from work last night, listening to the most recent Kasabian album. Whilst sat in traffic opposite a row of shops i found myself mouthing the lyrics (my singing voice is that bad that i won't even sing to myself!) to the song "Shoot the Runner" I'd been starring into middle distance, but in the direction of a hair salon where one of the workers was sat in the window obviously waiting for closing time. She looked towards me which caught my eye and brought my distant focus directly towards her - just at the moment where i finished mouthing the line "I'm a King and she's my Queen, B*tch". You should have seen her face!
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:lol:
 
Hmmm. Does wearing shorts everyday in 30 degree weather count? If so then I make an idiot of myself every day.
 
I do constantly by having akward conversations with my friends while walking around school. It's great collecting wierd stares from people when they hear me say "And it will go straight through [Pause for effect] It's own ass."

Only my friend and I know we're talking about hitting birds in 202mph convertibles! With your forehead. Yes.

And a while ago, I went to the wrong class at school, and stayed there. For two hours. Made quite a scene in the debate portion of the English class, too.
 
you think thats bad, my female colleague has to give me a lift from work, because i cannot drive myself yet.
 
That's not so bad, aslong as she doesn't drive past you waiting at the bus stop too often.

There's a set of traffic lights near me that require a rather steep hillstart and if you stall you will miss the light cause they are so short on green. Haven't stalled there with passengers... yet.
 

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