When you're drunk

[GranTurismoRacer]

Difficult words to say:
innovative
preliminary
proliferation

Impossible words to say:
Thanks, but I don't want sex
No, I don't want another drink
Good evening officer

 

[LoudMusic]

I swears ociffer ... I ain't been drinkin` no wicksey. Awww, look at dat - I dun pewked on your shoe. I get that cleaned up real quick.

~LoudMusic

 

[SandStorm]

"Oh no officer, I haven't been drinking" *stumbles away and tries key in five different cars before it fits in own lock*
Heh
Good one GTR

 

[SandStorm]

My words:
Ivonnative
Plerimanery
Plorifarayshun

Where's your room?
Lets hit the grog!
Erm ... hello ... uh ... ociffer.

 

[made in holland]

Originally posted by LoudMusic
I swears ociffer ... I ain't been drinkin` no wicksey. Awww, look at dat - I dun pewked on your shoe. I get that cleaned up real quick.

~LoudMusic

:haha::haha:

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Originally posted by GranTurismoRacer
Impossible words to say:
Thanks, but I don't want sex
No, I don't want another drink
Good evening officer

Nice one!

 

[SandStorm]

Yeah not bad, eh, GG?

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Originally posted by Jazza
Yeah not bad, eh, GG?

That's a smilie post!!!

 

[psonefreak]

Hello ossifer... i ain't as think as you drunk i am..

 

[Puffy]

 

[Dudebusta]

there was a guy in bundaberg who drove accross a train bridge to avoid a random breath test, he didnt see the train i guess.

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by Dudebusta
there was a guy in bundaberg who drove accross a train bridge to avoid a random breath test, he didnt see the train i guess.

Well, he probably did as it hit the side of his car - I assume it ended up rather badly...

 

[troy]