Which condom would you use

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Subway condoms:Baked fresh everyday!
AOL 9.0 condoms:cheaper,faster and safer
Huggies condoms:Look ma! no hands!
Mars bar condoms:Pleasure you can't measure!
 
Quizno's Condom: Mmm mm mm mm mm Toasty.

Pringles Condom: Once you pop the fun dont stop
 
Boise <-(they make paper) condoms: work, build, create. :sly:

Dodge condoms: Different. :confused:

Charmin erectile disfunction condoms: less is more. :)
 
I made up those in bold.

The Hyundai Condom:
(90's) "Driving is believing"
(2004) "Win"
(2005) "Drive Your Way"

The Toyota Condom:
(2005)"Now that's moving you forward."
(1999)"I love what you do for me."

The Audi Condom:
"Never Follow. Lead."

Buick Condom:
"Dream Up" (Think about that... ;) )

On a Honda Commerical: "While other companies think about the safety of their passengers on the inside, we think about those on the outside as well." :odd:

Aspercreme (for rashes--see their recent commercials):
"You bet your sweet Aspercreme!"

The Ford Condom: "Have you driven a Ford Lately?"
(In Canada): Built for life in Canada

The Chevrolet Condom (90's): "Drive the USA in your Chevrolet".

Chrysler Condom: "Is it safe? Absolutely. Does it come with the most advanced safety features? Yes. Is it at a great price?..."

New York Condom: "I love NY!"

Pontiac Condom: "Driving Excitement", "Fuel for the soul."

Saturn Condom: "A Different Kind of Company, a different kind of condom.", "People First."

Kotex Condom: "Kotex Fits."

Rascal Scooters Condom: "They're fun and stylish and you can get one for nothing out-of-pocket..."

Nissan Condom: "Shift_"

Jelly Belly Condom: "The Original Gourmet Condom..."

Playstation Condom: "Live in your world. Play in ours." (Or something like that... :odd: )

The CSI Condom: "For when you need to investigate a suicide, homicide or spermicide..."

Skittles Condom: "Taste the Rainbow..."

I'm still laughing about that UPS one... :lol:
 
once Again,

Isuzu Condom: Go Farther. (just think for a minute)

I was rolling on the floor @ the Cadillac one.
 
For those who play sports, get the Foldgers Coffee Condom: "The best part of waking up is foldgers in your cup..." ;)

Volkswagen condoms: "Drivers wanted."

Kia condoms: "The Power to Surprise"

Geico condoms: "A fifteen minute call could save you up to 15% or more..."

Kodak condom: "Share moments. Share life."

Rolex condom: "Takes a licken' and keeps on ticken'" :lol:

Porsche condom: "There is no substitute."

FedEx condom: "Guaranteed Overnight..."

Botox condom: "Are you ready?"

Fast Food Condom: "Everything you need when you need it fast, cheap and easy!" (I made that up)

Oscar Meyer Condom: "Oh, my weiner has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R..." (I hesitated putting this one in)

Energizer condom: "It keeps going and going and going..."

Gran Turismo Condom: "The Real Life Driving Stimulator..."

That's all I have for now...
 
Infiniti condoms: Yes, it's big. Here's why.
Saab Condoms: Should you make a choice, or widen the driveway? ( :lol: )
Acura RL condoms: Designed to move you. Even when you're stuck in traffic.
Nescafé condoms: Starts the day with great taste.
Tylenol Condoms: Push through the pain.
American Express Condoms: Don't leave home without it.
BMW Condoms: The ultimate driving machine.
Clairol Condoms: Does she, or doesn't she?
Courage Tavern Ale: It's what you right arm's for.
FedEx: When it absolutely postively has to be there over night.
Rice Crispies: Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Meomix Condoms: Tastes so good, cats ask for it by name.
Perdue Condoms: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Radio Times (program) Condoms: If it's on, it's in. [ROTFL] :lol: :lol:
U.S. Army Condoms: Be all you can be.
Volkswagen Condoms (1962): Think small.
The Yellow Pages: Let your fingers do the walking.
 
Vision gran turismo condoms: coming soon
Kronenburg condoms: 1666 a bad year for composing, great year for sex (sucks i know)
Prozac condoms: Sometimes you feel like a nut (or 2) sometimes you dont
Nissan condoms: shift_up and in
Xbox condoms: life is short, play more
Star wars condoms: feel the force, or, use the force, or, feel the power of the dark side
Nintendo DS condoms: Touch me
Nomex condoms: technology to keep you safe and warm.
 
Dodge Condoms:Grab Life By the Horn (exclude the "s")

"PUR" Water Filters Condoms:Pure.Fresh.Taste

Dr.Boom Micro Mini Firecrackers Condoms:Big Damage comes from Small Things.

Milk Condoms:"Got Man Milk?"


I can't believe it's not butter! condoms:"I can't believe it's not insert random sexually oriented joke here
 
The Progressive Car Insurance Condom: "We do everything easy."

The Geico condom: "I saved a bunch of money on sexual pleasure by switching to Geico!"

Mitsubishi Condom (I'm serious!): "Driven to Thrill"

Kia Condom: "The Power to Surprise"
 
Yellow Pages Condoms: Just Yell
Star Wars condoms: Let the force be with you..
 

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