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- SeismicGravy
I had 16 bottles of whisky in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each down the sink or ELSE...
I said I would, and began to pour.
I removed the lid from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exeption of one glass, which I drank.
I then removed the lid from the second bottle and did the same with the contents, with the exeption of one glass, which I drank.
I then removed the lid from the third bottle, and poured the whisky down the sink, which I drank I pulled the lid from the fourth bottle down the sink, and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the lid of the next and drank 1 sink out of it,and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass, and poured the lid down the bottle,then I lidded the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with 1 hand, counted the glasses, lids, bottles and sinks with the other, which were 29.
And as the houses came by I counted them again,and finally I had all the houses in 1 bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluece of incahol as some thinkle peep I am, I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish, I dont know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get....
I said I would, and began to pour.
I removed the lid from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exeption of one glass, which I drank.
I then removed the lid from the second bottle and did the same with the contents, with the exeption of one glass, which I drank.
I then removed the lid from the third bottle, and poured the whisky down the sink, which I drank I pulled the lid from the fourth bottle down the sink, and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the lid of the next and drank 1 sink out of it,and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass, and poured the lid down the bottle,then I lidded the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with 1 hand, counted the glasses, lids, bottles and sinks with the other, which were 29.
And as the houses came by I counted them again,and finally I had all the houses in 1 bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluece of incahol as some thinkle peep I am, I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish, I dont know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get....
