Who am I?

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Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Yeah. For what doing nothing. Exactly. Precisely.

I don't want to be a mod and no one in their right mind would make me a moderator.
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Oh yes that made no sence you want me banned for no reason:odd:
 
Yes. That made sence i want you banned for no reason

Smilies are not a substitute for punctuation. Ignorance isn't either.

You're like a virus. That's all. Nothing personal.
 
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
You're all a bunch of pansies. I'm obviously correct.

I like this thread.
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OMG are you stupid, its obviously not Al Gore...




























Its Homer Simpson crossed with some sort of Barn-Yard animal... get it right
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Yeah. For what doing nothing. Exactly. Precisely.

I don't want to be a mod and no one in their right mind would make me a moderator.
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I'd make you a mod in a heartbeat, Klos. A heartbeat.

I almost wish somebody would do something offensive so I had an excuse to close this.

But don't take that as an invitation, got it?
 
Originally posted by Earth
I've been to the North Pole, South Pole, and the top of Mount Everest.

I've practiced every tradition.

I've practiced every custom.

I've been to every continent.

I've been to every city, village and tribe.

I've tried every food.

I've practiced every religion.

I've gone through every adversity.

I've completed the triathalon.

I've held every job.

I've won every argument.

I've held every political position.

I've hunted everything.

I've been to every University.

I've space traveled.

I've time traveled.

I know every language.

I know sign language and can read brail.

I'm a master of every subject.

I'm right, your wrong.

I'm superior, you are inferior.

I'm rightwinged

I'm the key to peace.

I know the troubles of every tribe and land.

I appreciate your opinion.

You have the right to be wrong.

I have the #1 rated show on cable.

Did I mention I have the #1 rated show on cable?

I golf.

I mountain climb.

I ski.

I bobsled.

I bunji jump.

I've been a skipper.

I've been pregnant and have given birth.

I've been part of MIB.

I've experienced life as the opposite sex.

I've piloted a submarine.

I've piloted a destroyer.

I've piloted a UFO.

I've been to area 51.

I've been abducted by aliens.

I've been in another demension.

I can levitate.

I can glide.

I can tap dance.

I can play every instrument.

I can sew.

I can juggle.

I skydive.

I surf.

I go mountain climbing.

I waterraft.

I go canoeing.

I skateboard.

I iceskate.

I rollerblade.

I ride scooters.

I uni-cycle.

I play polo.

I go skydiving.

I've been to every concert.

I've been to every sporting event.

I've been to every theme park.

I've been to the 7 wonders of the world.

I'm a master of foreign affairs.

I've spent time as a rich man, poor man, and a middle class man.

I give to the poor.

I give to charity.

I've been in the army, navy airforce marines, everywhere.

I give to the poor.

I give to charity.

I've participated in the olympics.

We made this country great.

There is no racism in America.

Everyone has equal opportunity in America.

Bush is the best president since Reagon.

I LOVE to here myself talk.


WHO AM I??
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You are an extension of a Mad tv parody of Bill O'Reilly and his show "The O'Reilly Factor."
 
WOW! has this ever gotten off topic!! well im gonna answer the question like this thread is about! the answer is GOD and/or Jesus either works really
 
Originally posted by HIGH ON LIFE
WOW! has this ever gotten off topic!! well im gonna answer the question like this thread is about! the answer is GOD and/or Jesus either works really
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^^what he said.......seeing as how thats the only other thing i can come up with................
 

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