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Why I Fired My Secretary...
> >>>
> >>> Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That
> >>> Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be
> >>> Pleasant And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For
> >>> Me.
> >>> As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "Happy
> >>> Birthday."
> >>>
> >>> I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will
> >>> Remember.
> >>> My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word.
> >>> So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat
> >>> Despondent.
> >>>
> >>> As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "Good Morning,
> >>> Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone
> >>> Had Remembered. I Worked Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On My
> >>
> >>> Door And Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's
> >>> Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."
> >>>
> >>> I Said, "Thanks ! Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day.
> >>> Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would
> >>> Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had
> >>> Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously
> >>>
> >>> On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "You Know, It's Such A
> >>> Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"
> >>>
> >>> I Responded, "I Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
> >>>
> >>> She Said, "Let's Go To My Apartment"
> >>>
> >>> After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "Boss, If
> >>> You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll
> >>
> >>> Be Right Back."
> >>>
> >>> "Ok." I Nervously Replied.
> >>>
> >>> She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out
> >>
> >>> Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
> >>> Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-Workers,
> >>> All Singing "Happy Birthday".
> >>>
> >>> And I Just Sat There..
> >>>
> >>> On The Couch...
> >>>
> >>> Naked.
> >>>
> >>> Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That
> >>> Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be
> >>> Pleasant And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For
> >>> Me.
> >>> As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "Happy
> >>> Birthday."
> >>>
> >>> I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will
> >>> Remember.
> >>> My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word.
> >>> So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat
> >>> Despondent.
> >>>
> >>> As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "Good Morning,
> >>> Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone
> >>> Had Remembered. I Worked Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On My
> >>
> >>> Door And Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's
> >>> Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."
> >>>
> >>> I Said, "Thanks ! Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day.
> >>> Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would
> >>> Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had
> >>> Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously
> >>>
> >>> On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "You Know, It's Such A
> >>> Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"
> >>>
> >>> I Responded, "I Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
> >>>
> >>> She Said, "Let's Go To My Apartment"
> >>>
> >>> After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "Boss, If
> >>> You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll
> >>
> >>> Be Right Back."
> >>>
> >>> "Ok." I Nervously Replied.
> >>>
> >>> She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out
> >>
> >>> Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
> >>> Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-Workers,
> >>> All Singing "Happy Birthday".
> >>>
> >>> And I Just Sat There..
> >>>
> >>> On The Couch...
> >>>
> >>> Naked.